h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

not for the mate in the dinghy, he's been clinging on for dear life for what seems to him a lifetime

Poor thing - here give him these Smarties!

*hands the mate *

ooh, I think it's rather bracing!

*hands out the smarties*

*and the *

Hey! I only got yellers!

we're fresh out of the brown ones

never mind Robyn - these will be more soothing!

*choke*

moon rocks be hard to swallow!

ah, but the colours you will see shortly are magnificent

I see you want me to look at your tongue - hold still whilst I get my wooden stick thing.

Say Aaaah!

*puts on invisibility cloak, stands behind robyn and says "ahhh"*

squeakle!

"Sven!!" Get the best guest cabin sorted out - fresh flowers, fruit, bottle of Champagne ! Ask the Hula Girls to clean the ensuite bathroom and make sure they remember to put out the best aromatherapy toiletries and those new fluffy towels we 'borrowed' from that Scottish Hotel.





*puts feet up on her desk*

the Hula girls prepare the operating suite


the patient arrives

I've just been thrown out of my suite ! And the are all in a kerfuffle for somebody else.....

Can I have some of those vicious-pirate-making pills ?

*studies the gore dripping through the ceiling*

Hands Not-so-bald a few blue pills

+

now don't take them all at once

And you don't seem to remember your port from your starboard - your luxury cabin is on the other side of the Consulting Rooms.

Milady Robyn is pretty fierce, so don't go into her cabin unless she invites you.

ha, ahhhhhh..... does she have red hair?

*takes and *