A Conversation for Wind force twelve abaft the Beam
red herring.
Lanzababy - Guide Editor Posted Jul 6, 2009
*yet another text from Lanzababy
'I don't actually know which bit of this mission I am in! It's dark where I am 
Please, if you see Sven, keep him away from the booze.
btw, he's not dressed as a 
'
Shore Leave
shagbark Posted Jul 6, 2009
message form shagbark - all fish now properly painted I am returning to Pelican's nest.
From the Bar at the Drumnadrochit Hotel
Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) Posted Jul 6, 2009
*...throws phone into loch...*
*pours more 
*watches the ripples spread outwards*
alec.
From the Bar at the Drumnadrochit Hotel
Lanzababy - Guide Editor Posted Jul 6, 2009
Sven suddenly surfaces after long underwater adventures involving Nessie. This is partly due to being hit on the head by the mobile that was hurled into the loch. Luckily it is the new waterproof model.
'Excuse me sirs - does this phone belong to you?'
From the Bar at the Drumnadrochit Hotel
Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) Posted Jul 6, 2009
*inserts phone into sven*
*pours more
alec.
From the Bar at the Drumnadrochit Hotel
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jul 7, 2009
*wakes up after sleeping in his chair once again*
this is strange. all of a sudden sven sounds exactly like lanzababy 
time to get back to the ship i guess
From the Bar at the Drumnadrochit Hotel
Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) Posted Jul 7, 2009
I suppose you are right Capting Parentheses...
I was rather enjoying the peace and quiet of this place, but if there's swashes to be buckled and pirating to be done, then count me in.
er...would you beam us back on board Capting ? I remember ending up on the wrong end of the ships plank the last time i beamed myself back.
I suppose we'd better take the sven thing back with us too,
...is he a robot? He seems to be walking like one.
alec.
From the Bar at the Drumnadrochit Hotel
Lanzababy - Guide Editor Posted Jul 7, 2009
((back on board 
Dr Feelgood Lanzababy M.D. prepares her surgeon's table and some nice strong anaesthesia for poor ickle Sven))
(((and two double strength 
for herself at the thought of the procedure to follow 
)))
From the Bar at the Drumnadrochit Hotel
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jul 7, 2009
*beams alec and himself back on ship*
*hands a pair of rubber gloves*
*wishes 
all around*
*vanishes*
From the Bar at the Drumnadrochit Hotel
Lanzababy - Guide Editor Posted Jul 9, 2009
The hotel receptionist, the butler, the chambermaid and the maitre d' discuss the recent party of guests.
'Weren't they charming?'
'Aye - but a little eccentric, I think they were part of one of those LRP games'
'True, it might explain their costumes'
'I found a wooden leg under one of the beds'
'I'll have to restock our bar, it's been drunk completely dry'
'I hope they come back - I want their autographs'
'I hope they come back too - I can't remember them settling their bill...!'
From the Bar at the Drumnadrochit Hotel
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jul 9, 2009
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- 81: Lanzababy - Guide Editor (Jul 6, 2009)
- 82: shagbark (Jul 6, 2009)
- 83: Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) (Jul 6, 2009)
- 84: Lanzababy - Guide Editor (Jul 6, 2009)
- 85: Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) (Jul 6, 2009)
- 86: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Jul 7, 2009)
- 87: Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) (Jul 7, 2009)
- 88: Lanzababy - Guide Editor (Jul 7, 2009)
- 89: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Jul 7, 2009)
- 90: Lanzababy - Guide Editor (Jul 9, 2009)
- 91: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Jul 9, 2009)
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