h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

for you Shagbark!

I'm afraid the Captain seems to have dematerialised, I presume he is on a secret mission of his own.

What does the Ghost drink?

Actually the ghost has his own spirits in Lighthouse Bar-II
I expect he will be heading back there shortly.

thanks for the drink

I think we should break open one of these little casks to try the loot?

just a quick nip?

maybe alec has a pump, I forgot to bring one.
Shagbark makes small hole in lid with cutlass.

Of course there is also this way-
He turns the power up on the anti-grav hoop and the cask now only weighs 1 KG.
He deftly turns it sideways and pours out a couple glasses.

somehow the Captain always seems immune to the SEP fields
I expect him to show up anytime and make this barrel his problem

This whisky is soooooo strong that the fumes are enough to make me drunk

Perhaps a tiny drop of water will help! but not tooo much.

I feel sure the Captain would approve of us trying out the quality of this whisky. And no doubt he is off attending to important matters - maybe even setting up a meet with Nessie herself?

Let us hope so.

I had half expected Babette to set up such a meeting.
She is related you know.

Hmmmn, that's what I thought, but apart from you, me, Alectrician and the Captain, the rest of the crew seem to have stayed on The Blood.

Perhaps they know something we don't know.....curious.

Yes, perhaps Nessie was there in our absence.
And where did alec disappear to anyway.

I have no idea but I did tell them I didn't want to go out in the row boat in this dress ( and don't forget the shoes)

I shall have to go to sleep soon - this Highland air and the wee drop of whisky is making me

I'm sure there is a room upstairs where you could find a bed.
Just go over to the desk and help yourself to a key.
I am quite sure they will consider it someone elses problem

matter of fact, I think I will do likewise. , see you in the morning.

thanks for the entertainment Shagbark

goodnight!

now how did Austin Powers manage to find us here? He was in some cheap motel on the outskirts of Inverness, drinking something someone told him was 'scotch' watching dubious movies on the motels cable tv.

Now someone's gone and told him where we are...look at all these barrels he brought...
It says "Hiland Blen" on the side, "Produce of the Peoples Republic of Nort Kilmarnochaye"...this is North Korean Whisky.


alec

And someone's reported us to the paparazzi - we're on the front page of that Hootoo rag - so watch out for the cameras lurking





Look - behind that hedge! A whole lot of them!

Lanzababy comes down to breakfast wearing a wig and dark glasses in an attempt to fool the paparazzi. (she doesn't know the combination to that invisible making contraption the other use.

takes the away from The Captain and Alec who are in the bar.

Oy!¬ Doctor Feelgoods orders! Have some
and some or

Waits for Shagbark to explain how he disguised the cask strength whisky as some cheap knock off stuff as part of his cunning plan.