h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A meet on Maui?



Do the airlines have any $67.00 tickets to Maui?

for the invite, fluffy

i guess the when and where is stamped on the plane tickets you'll send me?

Send some to me, too.

I can sleep in the banyan trees at night, and save on hotels

Maui sounds very exciting.
I hear they have mongooses, which would be very dangerous for rabbits.

on the other hand they are dangerous to snakes as well

and to grammar

aren't they mongeese in plural?

It's bad luck to think about more than one mongoose.

oh all right then

would it help if i thought about - say - zebras instead

I'll risk the bad luck
according to dictionary.com the plural is mongooses not mongeese.

if i've told you twice i'll tell you thrice: there is no logic in grammar

Not even kelsey Grammer?

maybe he is the exception to the rule

By the way- I lost a very important notebook last night. It was sheer bad luck caused by my involvement with mongooses.
I should have stayed out of that discussion.

Wasn't on a train, was it

What color was the notebook?

why would you want to get yourself involved with mongeese in the first place

I wanted to know more about them so that it would be easier to avoid them.

just have a pocket full of snack snakes at all times and you'll be safe

What definition of "safe" are you using?

try 'if it bites you it may not bite me'

The notebook was white. I was on an Impala, not a train.
I know who has it but he is seldom ever home.