h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

nah, iceland is actually quite used to heat. they have geysers and hot springs and volcanos and stuff like that

greenland however is quite another ball game. if the inland ice melts we are in for a wet spring - and summer and fall and winter too

stock up on wellies, i tell you!

They'll need gondolas to get through the streets of Downtown Boston.

It's unusual to snow in October, or Novembre or December. Greenland can have our snow

maybe greenland should merge with colombia

All that snow will ruin the coffee trees.

hawaii has coffee trees...

Not enough to satisfy my huge appetite for .
Plus, children as yet unborn will need it in the future. It takes a generation to grow more coffee trees to replace the ones that have frozen to death.

it's about time someone proved to the world that coffee is bad for you

that would lower the price and make sure there would be enough for me and paul

so are you going to bribe some prestigious research institute to put out some'statistics'
I'm sure if you paid them enough they would say whatever you wanted about coffee.

I think the key word there is "paid." Money has become nonexistent for many people. I suspect that, even if enough money could be found for this, the people who possess it might think other things have a higher priority.

first of all, i would like to thank you Paul for giving me permission to sweat the small stuff
it has changed my life!!

secondly... the coffee trees in hawaii dont freeze... even tho we do get snow... its only at very high altitudes...

and thirdly... i didnt know coffee was bad for you me or anyone... in moderation that is...

but that's just the thing, init

so many people think it's harmless now, heck even the people in china are drinking now

this raises the price of to levels that, well, one day i may not be able to afford having meself

That shouldn't be a problem for a as we don't pay for half the stuff we freemantle anyway

er, that is true, of course, but what about all of our friends? there's just so much an old pirate can do

Fluffykerfuffle, you are so very lucky to be in Hawaii.
I love the place, but have only been able to go there once.

*makes notes - and signs paul up for the next iron man *

What do you mean by "iron man?"

Around here, the term refers to a triathlon (running, swimming, cycling). My cycling is so bad, I would take about 2 years to complete the race.

Fluffykerfuffle, you are so very lucky to be in Hawaii.
I love the place, but have only been able to go there once.

ooopsieis...

anyway... the rest of that was supposed to be and now is this:

maybe we should have a hootoo meet on maui?

'Hawian 5 O' was my favourite tv program