h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i would think so, yes

What will it take to bring a smile to your face, Pierce.

Besides , that is....

i won't mention any names, though. s tend to get jealous easily

who are all those women around you, Pierce?

oh dear, i was hoping you'd be one of them

Well, there's *one* name then, so far....

dang! you're right, paul. my cover is blown

I didn't know it was supposed to be secret.
If I had known, I wouldn't have spilled the whole thing to the National E*******.

ah, so that's why they've been on my phone all day

You told them the tgruth, of course, right?
They'll print the truth, and everything will be fine.

yes, and pigs can fly

Yes, they can. They're called pigflies, and they swarm around landfills....

let me get this right: if we shoot them with flame throwers we could just pick up roast pork?

Yes, but the pieces of roast pork are very tiny.

in that case we will only shoot at cows for the time being

That sounds like a sensible plan, but don't shoot at bulls until you get *out* of their pastures.

I thought I would just shoot from the Pelicans Nest. It's plenty safe there for a cattle rustler.

sounds like a sound plan, shagbark

tell us when the steaks are ready and we'll open a few bottles of

The steaks seem to be delayed. Pierce, can we open the anyway?

the steaks are ready sorry for the delay.