h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Meanwhile, he name checks Kiss, sends bottles of whiskey, and ruminates on the indestructibility of pots and pans*

Guess who I am, and I'm not a nowhere man, nor Mr. Tambourine man.

*climbs happily over the blog and looks around to be sure if it's safe in the bar (things happen, you know), is not sure about it*
Err, umm, ... hello!?

Hi Hati! The piano's a bit wet, but otherwise all is well ...

Well. OK then I'll take .

*Pours two *
Cheers!

*Notices people looking at his shorts*

Good, aren't they?

*Presses another hidden button, and they start rotating through different colours in a way*

Only problem is if they short-circuit... ahem...

*wonders if it is safe to enter bar due to Krans' rotating shorts*

* opens the cooler to encourage Caerwynn in *

Hi there!

* refills everyones glasses *

*still holding hands over her eyes*

Have his shorts stopped rotating yet?

Mr. C, you're the Walrus. Goo goo ga-choo.

::grabs batty and drags her off to a dark corner of the jacuzzi for a bit of naughty-ness::

And here I've been so nice to you Average! You never drag me off anymore. You stopped sending flowers, I don't get anymore diamonds...
are you trying to tell me something?

*sniffs her armpit checking for unladylike odors...nope! Breathes into her hand a couple of times to check for bad breath...nope! Shrugs her shoulders in complete confusion...*


trudges over to the bar, drinks down three s, two s and 14 shots of peach schnopps...falls off of bar stool (in a very ladylike ess fashion, of course!)

*helps Michelle back up on to her stool*

Here, if you are going to then make sure its Pol Roger. That way you won't fall off your stool, its way too classy for that.

*passes her a glass of from Caer's chiller*

Ooo...thank you! Hiccup! Drinks down three glasses of Pol Roger ... hiccup! Slumps forward onto bar

*drinks her *

*looks at empty bottle*

Think I had better open another one.

*throws the end of her feather boa around her neck and manages to get the end of it in Hati's *

Ooops orry Hati!

*sucks off the boa*

Does the boa taste better this way? I'd suggest to use for that, it's more ~boa~, you see.

!snort.. ...what?! I'll have shmore of that boa stufffff...pleazzzz...

I would have thought that supping ale from a boa would constrict 'er drinking habits ..... . Just an for me ...and hold the feather duster!

That's a good one, Kes.

Be patient, ladies. I'm sure Joe will
get to you, he can only do one ess
at a time.

* Passes Kes his and the pours one for Paul too *

* helps Michele over to the sofas and puts the bottle on the table *

* askes the toaster for toast *