h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

* a decidedly bronzed trician walks in, bumps into various bits of furniture, a secret agent, and an invisible first mate, before finally coming to rest against the bar...**
*removes the raybans*...

sorry fellow researchers, just that the SUN was reeealy bright today,

did i mention HOT ??

any chance of a cold one ??

alec.

Make that two s please!

*001, exhausted, lets go of Pod, who crashes to the floor*

*001, floats down to bar and curls up asleep in a *

*Pod sees: ... ... ... ... ...*

*enters the bar after a refreshing night's sleep*

Morning everyone!

Morning all.
Sorry. Tried to face the last week's backlog yesterday. Can't do it. You'll have to just tell me what's going down.

This is going down very well, Scoop

Successful mission?

Well It seemed to turn into a peacekeeping mission.

*wonders why pod has his *

Is this yours tuc?
I found it next to the ship's anti-matter recycling tanks.
I wondered who'se it was...
I also found this on roller skates..
Is it yours?
I was happy when I found it because I thought I might be able to train it as a spy and have a new friend for 001, but all it ever wants to do is play scrabble and watch home movies of other roller skating .
And I also found a small pencil, and a rubber ball.
Does anybody own them?
Would anybody like a drink?

the is mine, snowy might like the rubber ball, But the is not mine. in fact you'd better get rid of it light doesn't like them in the bar that is.

*positions and gives it a shove. Waves as it rolls out of the door and dissappears*
Here is the ball for snowey.
Now, what to do with this pencil?
I wonder if I might use it to wake 001... that damn guinea pig has dropped me on the floor once too often. Spends far too much of its time sleeping in s and drinking ..
Hmm...

*ignores the visible backlog and hobbles to his usual barstool*

Could I have one visible , please?

Allow me, Cap'n.

*pours 001 out of , re-fills glass and hands to captain*

Now, then guinea pig, don't drop me again, ya hear?

*001:

Hmmmmmm.... well, maybe this time I will let you away with it.

*001: ?

Now, don't you push your luck!

*tuc throw the rubber ball for snowy who run after it brings it back and drops it in front of 001*

*001 juggles with ball, spins, throws it in the air, catches it and throws it for snowey*

*the ball bounces off him, but noone seems to notice*

Ouch!

*sees the ball sudenly change direction in mid air. Looks down at his <greeh and wonders if light has been adding watermelon to the mixture again**

*enters bar, is almost run over by a rollerskating sheep, ducks the flying ball and almost trips up over snowy*
Oh - wayhe - erm - opps Hi all, busy in here today.
Any lunchtime going?

Watch it, Ugi - this bar seems to be quite the dangerzone today

(hobbles out for Lunch&Nap)

*is glad she is sitting on the sofa out of the way of hurtling animals*