h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh, hi, Caerwynn! Nice to see you. Wonderful news about my quilt and hammock. It's getting colder day by day and I don't feel like sleeping on dry leaves anymore.

When Ugi reappears, you may want to get him to check the knots. I used bowlines, which usually hold tents up really, one quick tug on the trailing end releases the knot. Very useful at rock festivals.

I have a feeling he may have disappeared into the stealth storage facility I whisked up for him. When I am sober enough to tackle all 130 levels of it, I will go in search of him.

Caerwynn, could you possibly measure Mr. Andrews for those new shirts at his present location? You see, on his way to your cabin, he became trapped under the desk which is firmly wedged in the corridor. Charge it to my account.

Ms Hatifnat, a lady should never have to sleep on dry leaves. You may take Mr. Andrews bed as he won't be using it for a while.

Please, call me Hati. Now there's no problems as I have the hammock. I am the gardener of the ship, you know. So I prefer to stay in the greenhouse overnight.

Oh no, poor Mr Andrews. Luckily I have my little purple laser tape measure on me, so it won't take a jiffy.

Did I hear mention of a ship's carpenter? Because the first aid box is actually a tea chest and I could really do with something a little moe handy to carry around. A tall strapping paramedic would do nicely.

Right then, Hati, do you have any celery?

Sure, the kitchen-garden is full of celery and other stuff like this.

Do you have some on you? I was hoping for a bloody mary.

Just got back from measuring Mr Andrews.

He is taking his predicament very well, but requests a small sip of water and a slice of dry bread, Mr Christopher. The desk wants some teak oil

evenin'all...sorry we're a bit low on power...
just been trying to get these methane generators running...
did i just hear someone talking about radishes?
...oh no ...looks like the backlog pumps have failed again...
any chance of a before i go back to the generator room?
alec.

*Rejoins the bar after two days of wandering and lost below decks*

Good moaning all!

Is there any fresh on the go please?

Hello Gwennie, did you see Ugi on your wanderings? I think he must have taken a left instead of a right, haven't seen him for ages!

*wonders back in with bloodshot but carrying large pot
Anyone fancy a ???
*pours one for himself whilst awating answers from others....

*comes in with a huge tray of s*

Ahaha I thought it was about that time too, swop you a for a

Oh yes !
*begins pouring a to exchange for
Milk?
Sugar?
*adds appropiate additions to and takes thankyou very, very, much Mmmmm
Mmmmm
Mmmmm
*drinks

Mmmmmm! and !

*Speaks through a mouthful of food, at the same time taking a gulp from her *

Morning all! Nope! No sign of Ugi, but Pierce is loitering somewhere, according to the "who's on line" thingee.

*through a mouthful of *

I hope the knots I did in Hati's hammock held up overnight! I would hate her to come crashing down on her s!

*sips and munches on Mmmm

Well I hope your knots held up okay Caerwynn, as landing on a thorn could prove painful for Hati!

My problem is that I wake up "with" knots (all down my spine) every morning and have to "crash" out of bed, not onto s, but on all fours from where I pull myself up to standing!

Methinks that it must be time I had a new mattress!

*Winces as her back seizes up yet again and spills her very hot coffee in 2legs' lap*

Oops! Clumsy old me!

Did that hurt?

*Walks in, carrying pot of Begonias*
Excellent!
Just in time for a breakfast..
Morning Gwennie, Caerwynn, 2legs. I trust you have all been having some fine adventures. I myself have just lost a million doubloons in a game of dominoes.
*Sees 2Legs, with 8) eyes and hot seeping into his trousers*
You OK 2Legs?
*Looks into 2Legs 8). Snaps fingers a few times in front of 8)*
Hmmmmmm. Guess he's still recovering...
Knocks back and another and another.
Would anyone like some ?
Find anything interesting below decks Gwennie?