A Conversation for Wind force twelve abaft the Beam
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plato <surfer> Posted Aug 10, 2001
Sorry Hobbes, simulpost. I was replying to what Light asked earlier.
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Hobbes - Keeper of Himself to Himself,(scout) Posted Aug 10, 2001
Does anyones know any bawdy pirate drinking songs.
I know one starts:
There were four and twenty virgins came down from Inverness ....
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plato <surfer> Posted Aug 10, 2001
Sorry, I don't know that one, but there's always...
fifteen men on a deadman's chest, Yo-Ho-Ho and a bottle of...
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Hobbes - Keeper of Himself to Himself,(scout) Posted Aug 10, 2001
Nope, don't know that one, how about
We are sailing, we are sailing....
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Hobbes - Keeper of Himself to Himself,(scout) Posted Aug 10, 2001
Boo!
What this ship needs is a morale officer to ensure all of the crew know loads of lewd songs to sing.
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Hobbes - Keeper of Himself to Himself,(scout) Posted Aug 10, 2001
Zoiks (the sound made by Shaggy from Scooby Doo) - I will present that to the captain (I made a mistake with my alter ego, no-one want to come to cabin 101) and see what he says, unless you have the authority as fist mate?
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Hobbes - Keeper of Himself to Himself,(scout) Posted Aug 10, 2001
Let's here it then
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Hati Posted Aug 10, 2001
*sings* What'll we do with a drunken sailor,
What'll we do with a drunken sailor,
What'll we do with a drunken sailor,
Early in the morning?
Do you really want to know what's going to happen to you next?
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Hobbes - Keeper of Himself to Himself,(scout) Posted Aug 10, 2001
No but please tell - I am totally afraid
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Hati Posted Aug 10, 2001
Oh, there are some nasty tricks to make the drunken sailor sober again. But I can't say it out as you'll be scared sober immediately 
.
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Lighthousegirl - back on board Posted Aug 10, 2001
Squeeses more for Plato and passes 
to Hobbes
Plato are you OK?
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Hobbes - Keeper of Himself to Himself,(scout) Posted Aug 10, 2001
Hobbes panics and downs the in one
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Aug 10, 2001
*Hastily brushes donut crumbs from silk tie*
Good evening Plato, Good evening Hobbes. Name's Pod, James Pod. From Cabin 007- Shaken, Not Stirred. Pleased to make your aquintance.
Well, Lighthouse, we meet again
Good evening, Hati.
Well, I'm gasping- I don't care what the vintage is. I'd drink anything..
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plato <surfer> Posted Aug 10, 2001
Yes, I'm alright, thanks. Why?
*Downs again*
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Hobbes - Keeper of Himself to Himself,(scout) Posted Aug 10, 2001
James Pod I presume
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Lighthousegirl - back on board Posted Aug 10, 2001
James, it is sooooo good to see you.
* shakes a very special Martini for James *
* looks dreamily *
* remembers other customers and passes them drinks too *
Do you think we should get a singer in here?
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- 162: Hobbes - Keeper of Himself to Himself,(scout) (Aug 10, 2001)
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- 167: plato <surfer> (Aug 10, 2001)
- 168: Hobbes - Keeper of Himself to Himself,(scout) (Aug 10, 2001)
- 169: plato <surfer> (Aug 10, 2001)
- 170: Hati (Aug 10, 2001)
- 171: Hobbes - Keeper of Himself to Himself,(scout) (Aug 10, 2001)
- 172: Hati (Aug 10, 2001)
- 173: Hobbes - Keeper of Himself to Himself,(scout) (Aug 10, 2001)
- 174: Hati (Aug 10, 2001)
- 175: Lighthousegirl - back on board (Aug 10, 2001)
- 176: Hobbes - Keeper of Himself to Himself,(scout) (Aug 10, 2001)
- 177: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Aug 10, 2001)
- 178: plato <surfer> (Aug 10, 2001)
- 179: Hobbes - Keeper of Himself to Himself,(scout) (Aug 10, 2001)
- 180: Lighthousegirl - back on board (Aug 10, 2001)
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