h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Right, I am just going to mix up a Windjammer, can I get anyone else a drinkypoo?

*a faint aura of light with myriads of colours seems to shimmer around Caerwynn as she stands with her back to the room, behind the bar. It disappears as quickly as it appeared*

Cheers all!!

Oh yes! I'll have one of those please Caerwynn

*Sniffs*

Thanks peeps.

Maybe they meant we could "replicate" our own ?

*Looks hopeful and starts to feel more like her old self*

Do you think they'd allow me to replicate a nice young man to play with as well?

*Starts to think of a certain character called Tyr from Andromeda and has to wipe smidgen of drool from the corner of her mouth*

Here we are, help yourself to , its all here!

Tyr is wonderful, his Cap'n isn't bad either. Wonder if he wants to stand in whilst Pierce is away

Now that's a captain I would do ANYTHING for...

*Sighs wistfully and sips her drink*

I wonder if we could give Pierce a make-over?

The wooden leg would prove to be a challenge though...

You girls don't half know how to make a guy feel inadequate! *gulps *

Oh, that would be just spangly gorgeous!

I wonder how we could go about it.

Sorry, Ugi didn't see you there.

All that knot tying must have built up your biceps though,

Perhaps I should spend some time in the ship's gym, when someone opens one!

That's okay Ugi...I worked out with weights regularly for the past twenty years or so and will put you through your paces if you like.

*Flexes her substantial biceps and grins malevolently*

What do you think? Big hey?

Is there any more please ladies?

Here you go Gwennie

Not one for the gym much, do you need any lycra gear at all?

I have to confess I'm no Caerwynn's side on this one. I prefer to get my excercise in other ways! Still, I'm tempted by the lycra...

Anyway, One more quick & I'm off.

g'night all
*slips unsteadily out of the bar*

Nah! I'm not really the lycra type and am more of a dress-down and grungy attire type person. Thanks anyway.

*Sips her drink*

I'd recommend a nice gym to any females that appreciate muscular "eye candy" though...

Well chaps, its time to celebrate! Like my new title? Now you know what to do with all your old nail varnish!

Pops open a bottle of Pol Roger

* Slips quietly back into the bar, hoping that no one will notice that she has not completed her mission to find 'that' beer *

* Checks all the shelves are well stocked and that there is plenty of Ugi's favourite whisky, a barrel of cabin special cocktail, and plenty of , Windjammers etc *

* clears away a lot of bottles *

* makes fresh *

* Helps self to and then *

* Hopes people continue to help themselves *

* Goes off to visit a few cabins *

*Wanders in* Hello Everyone! I've been on this ship not half an hour and already I'm dying for an . Is LightHouseGirl about?

*A man wearing a Saville Row Windcheater, silk shirt and smoking slippers that contain secret microprocessing devices enters and retrieves his Walther PPK from the bar where he left it this morning.

Phew, lucky no one nicked my gun.
Good evening. Names Pod, James Pod. I am looking for Lighthouse Girl. She called on me for some urgent mission this morning, but we- somehow- got distracted, and I ended up sitting in my cabin watching CNN for 6 hours. And I'm gasping for a Martini..

You can help me finish this bottle of Pol Roger

Don't mind if I do, Caerwynn
Moneypenny tells me you dropped by this morning.
I gather you offer a discreet, professional tailoring service.