A Conversation for Wind force twelve abaft the Beam
Cabin 13 - The Lighthouse Bar
Lighthousegirl - back on board Posted Aug 9, 2001
* spills 
*
Bother
* goes to get a cloth and to refil cup *
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Aug 9, 2001
*Walks in, brushing charred remains of the Moravian Ambassador's residence from double breasted Harris Tweed Jacket. Lays Walther PPK on bar..
Well, Hello Lighthousegirl, Dry Martini please, shaken not stirred.
I gather you need my assistance with a matter of international importance. Got here as soon as I could- spot of bother in Moravia needed sorting out. Names Pod, by the way, James Pod...
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Lighthousegirl - back on board Posted Aug 9, 2001
Oh James, may I call you James?
*shakes a Martini*
It is sooo good to meet you. Come into the private area of my cabin and I will explain our dilema to you....
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Aug 9, 2001
*Sips Martini..
Well, Lighthouse, I always say, when it comes to a dilema, it is always worth having a thorough examination of all the details.. 
Cosy spot you have here...
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Gwennie Posted Aug 9, 2001
*Feels that this might be a good time to make a diplomatic quiet exit*
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Lighthousegirl - back on board Posted Aug 9, 2001
Mixes more martini's
Well James ....
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Aug 9, 2001
Allow me, Lighthouse..
*places Martini on table, removes watch presses a few buttons, watch transforms into giant Union Jack Hammock built for two, held up by four large porcelain Flamingoes, each one also doubling up as a loud speaker playing soft music, and also drinks dispenser with chilled Bolinger '64 on tap- and then:
Beep Beep Beep!
*Opens tiny concealed mobile phone*
Yes? Not now Moneypenny! Really? A nuclear device concealed in a lemon? I would never had thought that Blowfish could have sunk so low..
My country needs me Lighthouse-
Some other time perhaps?
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Lighthousegirl - back on board Posted Aug 9, 2001
* sorts self out and goes to make sure that there is a fresh pot of *
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Lighthousegirl - back on board Posted Aug 9, 2001
* checks the bar is still well stocked *
* slips out, muttering to self * I am sure that was Dutch I heard being spoken - I had better go and investigate.
* wonders if people will notice that she is off the ship at the same time as the Captain *
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Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912) Posted Aug 9, 2001
*Bursts in cheerily* Ahoy All! - Oh - no one here .
Now where's that Light gone to? What's the world coming to when you have to get your own drink on a Pirate ship?
Ah well. *pours large slug* Bottoms up noone!
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Floh Fortuneswell Posted Aug 9, 2001
They're all gone? 
Let's make some 
. What do you want?
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Gwennie Posted Aug 9, 2001
*Sneaks back to see if the coast is clear and over hears Floh's remark*
We have to make our own ?
*Goes into shock and passes out with a loud thud to the floor*
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Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912) Posted Aug 9, 2001
Well, it's not very pirate-like, but I fancy a nice malt scotch if there is one.
Oops *stumbles over Gewnnie* Sorry!
Looks like Gwennie could use a 
to revive her.
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Floh Fortuneswell Posted Aug 9, 2001
Gwennie, you're not the first to faint in here
Here, drink some 
What's the matter?
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Gwennie Posted Aug 9, 2001
I think someone just trod on my hand! 
*Holds up a throbbing hand*
Tell me that it was a nightmare and I only imagined that someone said we had to make our own PLEASE.....
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Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912) Posted Aug 9, 2001
Oh Gwennie, don't cry, I didn't see you lying there. A good will make it feel much better. *unties knot from another hankie & passes it it Gwennie*. I'm sure Floh just meant we had to pour our own while Light is away. Here *passes her another *
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Floh Fortuneswell Posted Aug 9, 2001
I'll mix the . Don't worry, be Trekkie
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- 82: Lighthousegirl - back on board (Aug 9, 2001)
- 83: Lighthousegirl - back on board (Aug 9, 2001)
- 84: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Aug 9, 2001)
- 85: Lighthousegirl - back on board (Aug 9, 2001)
- 86: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Aug 9, 2001)
- 87: Gwennie (Aug 9, 2001)
- 88: Lighthousegirl - back on board (Aug 9, 2001)
- 89: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Aug 9, 2001)
- 90: Lighthousegirl - back on board (Aug 9, 2001)
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- 92: Lighthousegirl - back on board (Aug 9, 2001)
- 93: Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912) (Aug 9, 2001)
- 94: Floh Fortuneswell (Aug 9, 2001)
- 95: Gwennie (Aug 9, 2001)
- 96: Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912) (Aug 9, 2001)
- 97: Floh Fortuneswell (Aug 9, 2001)
- 98: Gwennie (Aug 9, 2001)
- 99: Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912) (Aug 9, 2001)
- 100: Floh Fortuneswell (Aug 9, 2001)
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