h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

and s? Why not, always open to new experiences!

Best way to do it Caerwynn, is to dunk the in the
*Dunks in *
*Eats*

Fancy polluting a perfectly good with !

Shame on you two!

*Dunks her own in what's left of her and wonders whether she's permanently damaged 2legs' power of speech*

There wasn't much going on below decks really. The Cap'n is back, sporting DM's red satin lingerie and has just handcuffed me in my own hot tub but otherwise all is relatively quiet.

I am glad I used a lycra mix in that lingerie

As for the s, well I do like to try something new and it makes the taste like a .

Try it Gwennie!

You keep eating like that you are bound to burst the seams of you frilly combat nickers, dear

*uncuffs Gwennie - then cuffs her hands behind her back, thus making sure she can'e eat any more - eats her himself*

So you don't want that then? *downs Gwennies *

Just you wait !

*Lunges for Pierce and sinks her teeth into his ankle, wraps her legs around his wooden leg and pulls him to the deck where she rolls on top of his face*

Right! Now remove me cuffs or you'll be a purple before long!

*Muffled groans are heard from beneath Gwennie as Pierce starts to turn purple and the spilt, rather chilled soaks into his trousers*

*s for a damp cloth*

Well, its what my mother always did in an emergency!

*turns purple *

*Enters smug mod, despite having her hands still cuffed, smiles sweetly and breaks into song*

Pwees weeleese me, let me go-ow!

*Several glasses and a couple of windows shatter*

*Drops
*Stands up, a little unsteady*
In the name of her majesty and of her majesties Corgies, what is going on here?
*Fires Walther PPK three times into roof*
Blammm! Blammm! Blammm!
*Collapses in a shower of wood shavings.

*Blood begins to drip through the bulletholes, accompanied by quiet whimperings, which quickly die away...*

*the pirate manages to slip away from under Gwennie who is startled by the noise and the blood dripping down on her. He slips out of the room before she realises what's happening. And he still has the keys to the handcuffs *

* Wanders in, a little fatigued from a few days plundering *

* Rubs eyes - wondering what on earth is going on here *

Plato - what has happened to you - why are you covered in red spots? James have you been getting over excited again? Why is Gwennie down there?

On second thoughts I am not sure I want to know.

* rushes around clearing up *

Right, got to get this place ship shape - we now have an increased supply of beverages

Has anyone seen Kheldar - I have secures a supply of Hertog-Jan for him - who else wants to try some? We must remember to save him and Ugi some...

Plato I found some particularly fine looking oranges, can I tempt you to a fresh ?

Hi Light, glad to see you are back

Time for my usual tipple, please.

Wow that's a lot of beer!

? Yes Please!

*stands up- blinks- brushes off wood shavings- tastes red stuff on finger*
This isn't blood, you know, its the jam you get in a certain from of
I must have shot a jam barrel in the supply stores
Anymore going?

Pours hands some out and drinks some

Pours out some more hands some out and drinks some

Pours out yet more and some hands some out and drinks some more himself no,

Builds:






Stands and looks at it, pointing and giggling.
drinks more