h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*A small and inexplicable hurricane forms right on top of Dax and affects no-one else. It does half drown Dax, though and sweeps her into the galley*
Well that was weird...

Wargamer - have you been eating beans again?

STOP MAKING FUN OF MY CHILLI CON CARNE

Would you like me to warm it up for you Floh?

*sob* ...

I am sure Recrash had the best intentions, Alec.

So it's the boat for him - not the plank

Hmmm.

I lost track of this conversation six days ago,
after the peculiar properties of
were explained to me. ()

I could probably enjoy .
My mother makes tbe strongest coffee I've
ever tasted, so if I can survive that, then
should be a breeze.

I have absolutley no clue (not that thats ever held me back from posting before! )

Where are we currenlty anyway? I lost track after France. Or was it Mexico? All I know is that I consumed a lot of and now we're here... (wherever "here" is!)

At least I think we're here... we might be there however

Now I am really confused... are we "here" or "there"?

We just cras... landed at a port of La Gomera.

*cranks out shades*

*hands them out to anyone who wants them*

they make you look so

*proffers shades*

would you like some?

Manana

You can read the translation on the bridge

*goes to have a look*

*goes to hammock*

hasta manana