A Conversation for Wind force twelve abaft the Beam
The Captains Hind Quarters...Sign On Here...No Spitting.
Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Apr 29, 2002
*swings in to join the group 
*
He was the first convert we got to the church of the Holy tail as well.
The Captains Hind Quarters...Sign On Here...No Spitting.
Floh Fortuneswell Posted Apr 29, 2002
*giggles*
The Captains Hind Quarters...Sign On Here...No Spitting.
Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) Posted May 1, 2002
...meanwhile...on a completely different subject
shall i prepare the little boat
(with the small cask of water and the three ships biscuits)
for mr recrash now Captain Piraeus,
or will we be watching him dance to his favourite beegees tunes
on his way along the Plank sir ???
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The Captains Hind Quarters...Sign On Here...No Spitting.
Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted May 1, 2002
Oh Feth! 
Everyone! Whatever you do! Don't think about furry purple cucumbers!!! 
The Captains Hind Quarters...Sign On Here...No Spitting.
Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted May 1, 2002
I wasn't having any trouble not thinking about them until you brought it up! 
Now I can't STOP thinking about them! 
!!!!dont * think * about * furry * purple * cucumbers!!!
AAARRRRRGHHH Wargamer! 
The Captains Hind Quarters...Sign On Here...No Spitting.
The Ghost of Polidari Posted May 2, 2002
Life is 
...
The Captains Hind Quarters...Sign On Here...No Spitting.
Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted May 2, 2002
Oh no! They've got Michele! There's only one thing to do...
*Dons his HT Custodian uniform and brings out the Thunder Hammer. Steps behind Michele and...*
REPENT!!! *Wham!*
The Captains Hind Quarters...Sign On Here...No Spitting.
The Ghost of Polidari Posted May 2, 2002
What are Steps doing behind Michelle? I thought they'd split up?? 
The Captains Hind Quarters...Sign On Here...No Spitting.
Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted May 2, 2002
Oh dear, I think Poli's got it too... 
The Captains Hind Quarters...Sign On Here...No Splitting.
Dax Fortuneswell aka evil auntie Edith Posted May 2, 2002
No read the sign
Captians hind quaters sign on here no splitting
The Captains Hind Quarters...Sign On Here...No Splitting.
Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted May 2, 2002
Woohoo! 
*Spits at the nearest wall, but the spit splits in two, and both land in spit buckets at each end of the wall.*
Oh dear... 
The Captains Hind Quarters...Sign On Here...No Splitting.
The Ghost of Polidari Posted May 2, 2002
Has anybody worked out why there's a sign on the captain's hind quarters????
And why it says 'no splitting'?
The Captains Hind Quarters...Sign On Here...No Splitting.
Dax Fortuneswell aka evil auntie Edith Posted May 2, 2002
I'm afraid mr wargamer that I am going to have to arrest you in the name of no splitting for breaking the no splitting rule. You have the right to tell me everything under touchure
*gets out a pair of furry handcuffs (the fur is so they don't chaf the wrists)
The Captains Hind Quarters...Sign On Here...No Splitting.
The Ghost of Polidari Posted May 2, 2002
Oooh - I hate it when they chaff...
The Captains Hind Quarters...Sign On Here...No Splitting.
Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted May 2, 2002
*Straps on a lie detector he sto- BORROWED while visiting LA*
It wasn't me! It was... Pandora!
*Lie detector says he's telling the truth*
The Captains Hind Quarters...Sign On Here...No Splitting.
Dax Fortuneswell aka evil auntie Edith Posted May 2, 2002
*dax being a trog and able to read minds gives wargamer a look that would melt lead*
DON'T TRY TO FOOL ME HUMAN
The Captains Hind Quarters...Sign On Here...No Splitting.
Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted May 2, 2002
Tch. Fine... read this.
*Hands over a piece of paper stating:
"This individual is a complete and utter nutter, not just by human standards, but by the standards of the immutable laws of physics. Any rules that unaccountably break in his presence anre not, therefore, his fault, and he should not be punished.
-Little Old Man In The Hut (aka: President of the galaxy)."
The Captains Hind Quarters...Sign On Here...No Splitting.
The Ghost of Polidari Posted May 2, 2002
Fake! That letter's a fake!
The Captains Hind Quarters...Sign On Here...No Splitting.
Dax Fortuneswell aka evil auntie Edith Posted May 2, 2002
*takes the note and reads it*
WELL IT'S ABOUT TIME SOMEONE TOOK YOU TO HAND MY BOY
*emm what to do with him now ah ah takes out an extremly large feather*
Key: Complain about this post
The Captains Hind Quarters...Sign On Here...No Spitting.
- 4921: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Apr 29, 2002)
- 4922: Floh Fortuneswell (Apr 29, 2002)
- 4923: Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) (May 1, 2002)
- 4924: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (May 1, 2002)
- 4925: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (May 1, 2002)
- 4926: Floh Fortuneswell (May 2, 2002)
- 4927: The Ghost of Polidari (May 2, 2002)
- 4928: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (May 2, 2002)
- 4929: The Ghost of Polidari (May 2, 2002)
- 4930: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (May 2, 2002)
- 4931: Dax Fortuneswell aka evil auntie Edith (May 2, 2002)
- 4932: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (May 2, 2002)
- 4933: The Ghost of Polidari (May 2, 2002)
- 4934: Dax Fortuneswell aka evil auntie Edith (May 2, 2002)
- 4935: The Ghost of Polidari (May 2, 2002)
- 4936: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (May 2, 2002)
- 4937: Dax Fortuneswell aka evil auntie Edith (May 2, 2002)
- 4938: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (May 2, 2002)
- 4939: The Ghost of Polidari (May 2, 2002)
- 4940: Dax Fortuneswell aka evil auntie Edith (May 2, 2002)
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