A Conversation for Wind force twelve abaft the Beam
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plato <surfer> Posted Nov 22, 2001
*gets out to examine the damage*
Egad!
There's a scratch in the paint! *flips out*
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Kes Posted Nov 22, 2001
Er ...Helmsman ...can we just pop this thing into reverse for a couple of seconds?
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Nov 22, 2001
Yup, lets parallel park over in that parking space, helmsman
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Floh Fortuneswell Posted Dec 3, 2001
I'm afraid there are some persons aboard in need of Spice... 
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Dec 4, 2001
Okay - since we are in italy, why don't we order a couple of pizzas spiced with melange?
You want chianti with that, Kes?
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shagbark Posted Dec 5, 2001
It's a good thing we are in port. The masts just broke. We may need to bring in some carpenters and rebuild the crows nest, the foredeck and two masts.
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Dec 5, 2001
*Stumbles and weaves her way onto the Bridge. Her clothes are torn and she is bruised, battered and bleeding.*
Captain Pierce? I have to report that there isn't a Crow's Nest anymore. 
*Faints.*
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shagbark Posted Dec 5, 2001
*Shagbark walks in* Well I wonder what the captain will say when he
comes in from Shore Leave and finds two of his masts are down. Do you suppose he will break out his cat-of-nine tails
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Dec 5, 2001
We can do that if you like. But if you are into that sort of thing I suggest you visit Mina in the prison. She's much more experienced than I am. 
Oh, BTW: The shipwright and his crew is fixing the crow's nest even as we speak.
I think I'll sneak into town until they are done. Wanna come?
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mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) Posted Dec 7, 2001
*Crawls on hands and knees off the Bridge in search of medical attention. Throws up on Kes's shoes as she goes.*
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Dec 7, 2001
Actually, on second thoughts... don't worry about the cake..
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- 301: plato <surfer> (Nov 22, 2001)
- 302: Kes (Nov 22, 2001)
- 303: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Nov 22, 2001)
- 304: Floh Fortuneswell (Dec 3, 2001)
- 305: Kes (Dec 4, 2001)
- 306: Floh Fortuneswell (Dec 4, 2001)
- 307: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Dec 4, 2001)
- 308: Floh Fortuneswell (Dec 4, 2001)
- 309: Floh Fortuneswell (Dec 4, 2001)
- 310: shagbark (Dec 5, 2001)
- 311: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Dec 5, 2001)
- 312: Kes (Dec 5, 2001)
- 313: shagbark (Dec 5, 2001)
- 314: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Dec 5, 2001)
- 315: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Dec 5, 2001)
- 316: mari-rae(tee reads: (entangled in cardboard boxes, please send tape...) (Dec 7, 2001)
- 317: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Dec 7, 2001)
- 318: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Dec 8, 2001)
- 319: Floh Fortuneswell (Dec 8, 2001)
- 320: Kes (Dec 9, 2001)
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