h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*walks into the green room*
*inflates inflatable chair*
*sits down to relax and wait for the others to come*

Tally ho,
Pip pip
and
Bernard is your uncle;
I'me here!!!!
Any room on that sofa? Someone said something about a revolution begining in here..

What ho! Chaps. Is this the meeting for the Facilitators of World Electoral Reform, or perhaps I should say, are you Fwer?

F W E R
Sure are Hon

*Grabs some *

FWER
I like that

F W E R
Revolution starts with

F W E R

Sits on sofa, Can I have a here?

Yes thats right
grabs some
even though she is under age

sure take as much as you want

I move that our first policy on gaining power is to ban all lager and enforce real cask conditioned in all pubs. You have Phreako, we won't tell anyone. Anyway, underage drinking is a right of passage.

I know.
Have drank many times before.

As much as I want!!!

Ishal second the motion; Ban all lager! Ban all lager!
Ban all lager!
Ban all lager!
Ban all lager!
Only Real cask And underage drinking is obligitary!

All in favour say "Aye".

aye

99 bottles of on the wall
99 bottles of
take one down pass it around...

98 bottles of on the wall
98 bottles of on the wall
98 bottles of
take one down pass it around...

I don't suppose you can buy decent real where you live, even if you're old enough. You poor thing, think what you're missing. When I used to work in the uni bar we used to get new American students at the beginning of the year who didn't know any of the drinks. They used to ask us to recommend something and we used to give them pints of bitter. They loved it, but didn't realise it was stronger than drinks they were used to. It was hilarious to see the results

97 bottles of on the wall
97 bottles of on the wall
97 bottles of
take one down pass it around...