h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Could be worse; you could be up North, like me bluddy horrible....

It's grim up north - the justified ancients of mu mu

I love being in Kent, as I said I am very proud of my cultural heritage and history. I like our unique history (different from other parts of England), and our traditions. The town I live in still celebrates festivals in the traditional way and it is wonderful. My family is an old kentish family and the name even originates in Kent so I am pleased to be here and carrying on a tradition.

I just prefer it down south, Cambridgeshire/suffolk/norfolk, although that is probably North or you..

Yup, anything north of the Watford Gap is alien territory

Well at least you know where you stand...

To be honest, after 2 bottles of wine I may know where I stand but I don't acomplish it very well.

You still sound even though you told me you are fine now.

Pardon me for butting in without reading the backlog ...

Greetings fellow addicts! I've recently had my severe h2g2 addiction pointed out to me, and I'm here to make sure I don't get better!

I'm just squeezing in some h2g2 here at work between projects. Can you believe they actually made me *work* today, and I couldn't get on here until now! The nerve ...

So, I hear you're revolutionizing?

We started revolutionizing, then we started drinking. And, unfortunately, because of the time difference, we all started to drop before you came on-line. We're signing off at the mo before we drop off. It is 1-20am in the UK and my eyesight is blurred. Welcome anyway. Maybe you could drum up some trade from the non-Brits and keep our clinic open 24 hrs a day. I'll post again in the morrow, until then, goodnight and happy posting.

Well ... Good night, then ...

::looks around, picks up a , shrugs::

*sits down in inflatable chair*
*realizes she forgot to inflate the inflatable chair*
*gets up from blob*
*inflates blob into a beautiful inflatable chair*
*sits down in inflatable chair*
*grabs some *

nobody else is here
it is 3:54 am and I don't feel like going to sleep
can't sleep anyway
dont' feel like going to bed
got home from party at 2:00 am
don't feel like gooikng too bde
cnat tipe cohheerennttely
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ragbs mor
blah blah blah blahy blja

I am here.......
its 9.30 AM here, and I've just got up to find out the kettle no longer works, how am I supposed to get going in the morning without a are we all revolting then?

...
I prefer
Or at least mountain dew if no can be found

I actually like to revolt too.
Revolting is fun as is drinking like I did at the party I went to last night

Sit down with a large . I'm revolting!

You were up early this morning 2Legs. I was wide awake at 7-30am but decided it was far too early for a Sat morning so I had an and went back to bed. I had to get up at 10-30, the woman downstairs started playing the trumpet. I'm so glad I don't get s.

Hello Deakie.
I don't like so I will have some instead
Okay, lets revolt.
I'm revolting.

You are a hardened drinker, this time of the morning! I think I need more . I've got to pop into town to do my messages so I'm mustering up the energy. At least it's a beautiful sunny say so I'll enjoy the walk. I suppose I could walk along the seafront too and make the most of it.

Erg, I think I'm coming down with a cold. My nose is starting to get snuffly and I'm getting a cough. This is the problem with what I'm studying. I'm training to be a so every couple of weeks, the placement I am on changes, and every time it does I get a new bunch of germs. I suppose that at the end of my 3 years training I am going to have a fantastic immune system. I have been ill more times in the last 9 months than in the last 3 years but I have noticed that I don't get anything serious ever, which is a very good thing.

I normally don't drink this early in the morning.
Since I don't like , I normally drink soda in the morning since I need caffene. However, when I don't actually go to bed it doesn't really matter as I am not at all tired so it really doesn't seem like it is early in the morning so drinking now is just like drinking at night. Anyway I hope you are still revolting as revolting can be such fun.

I'm absolutely revolting, but now with a large glass of . It's surprisingly hot here today. Lovely really coz all the shops had spilled out onto the pavement. I got all my bits and bobs done though so now I am relaxing while I have lunch before making a start on the housework .

Playing the trumpet, what a nice way to be woken up could be worse, you could be woken up by me thrashing out some tune on the guitar I don't normally get s either, but I found it tricky to get going this morning with no kettle to make a coffee with;
in the end I went to the cafe and had several large mugs to get me going;
and, wow,
I've just written a couple of thousand words on this late essay of mine, so it should be finished at this rate by monday....
I have been revolting all my life