h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This is the green room, filled with large sofas, plump, soft cushions and of course, computers with internet connections that never go down and do not know the meaning of the word "lag". Sit with the beverage of your choice, unwind and relax, knowing that you are amongst like-minded people.

Pulls up chair,
examines super-fast no-lag computer;
"wow"

"its a bit early for so I'll have a if that is alright?"

Certainly, here you are ,as this is a perfect relaxing space, I am sure this is just how you like it. Here's an ashtray.

Cheers; sure you don't mind if I smoke here?

Oh, I got the link on my page now, I think,
any idea if you can do a similar thing to link to a thread that starts with an F and then a number?
I'me off in a moment for some lunch, I haven't had any breakfast yet!

Course you can smoke. This is the Green Room, a virtual utopia. Each sofa has smoke extracters placed above them so that smokers and non-smokers alike can share a communal space without affecting each other.

The link-thing seems to work with any H2G2 address, just change the address between the " " and change the title between > <

Sadly, I can't stay on-line for long as housework calls

I hate housework; living on my lonesome, I have no choice, as I can't deligate someone else to do it but at least I know how to do housework, dust, clean, etc., which is more than most other men I know.. I will try that then, for the link-things...
(guess there isn't a smiley for that!!!!

I too hate housework, but at least living on my own means that any mess is my own, and I can live with that.

I think there needs to be a smoking smilie. I quit smoking last year but think perhaps that the odd virtual ciggie will be fine. Let me join you

So long as it is only a vertual

you have done well to quit, I will get round to it one day soon, honest.


Guess I get addicted to things easily; like H2g2, smmoking, drinking, coffee etc. etc. etc.

My word, its a good think those extractors work well, otherwise my eyes would be streaming. As people seem to be admitting their addictions all over the place, I may as well say now that much to my disgust, I am addicted to chocolate. I dont eat a lot, but every now and then, I NEED it.

So, I'll have a and a please

And It only Took Four hours to get your order!! I shall have a "ahhhh" Broadside...
I will turn up the ex-tractor-fan and have a

Well I think I can improve on 4 hours

Heres a few - that should be enough to see you through until 8

I have actually brought beer with me to the computer lab this evening, in order to enjoy a few whilst watching the votes come in later on - I just wish I was in britain so I could watch the whole Peter Snow circus, but the beeb web site will have to do...

Is there a spare and a cigarette for me, I think I might sit down for a while and put my feet up.

Hello hello, theres always a spare , so howsit going?

I also have a few if you want.

I feel like my arms are going to drop off. I did my shopping today on the way home from college. I don't drive so I had a rucksack on my back with my college things in, and 2 1/2 Kg of potatoes and a bottle of wine. Plus, I had 4 bags of shopping. I'm a little tired. So thanks for the and , I shall sit here and enjoy them.

Hello everyone. I think the Green Room is very pretty as green is my favorite color. I think I will sit down and have some and some . Actually no I won't have any because I don't like but I will deffinately have some

Hello Phreako, dont feel pressured to drink anything you dont want to . Just have a instead .


Sounds exhausting Deakie, but at least you have real food now - I haven't been properly shopping for food for ages - just keep buying bread from very local baker and eating it dry So healthy...

I think we should add a nice big green inflatable couch to this room

You add whatever you want, Phreako, and perch your rear on it and relax. I picked green for the decor because it is supposed to be a relaxing colour.

Vogonpoet - it was exhausting and really hurt my shoulders, that's why I don't do it very often. The problem was that I too was living off bread and getting a little bored with it, especially as it has a habit of going green before I have the chance to buy more. Now I have food It is a wonderful feeling and I fully recommend it.

Okay

*inflates a brand new big green inflatable couch and sits down*

I will be really man if somebody pops this