h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

See how efficient he is? *Beams with pride*

You probably don't have to worry about raging mobs of Nitrian monks in Webb County much, Hyp.

Thanks Jodan.

True. We do have raging mobs of Pentecostals, however. They are generally annoyed with us for some reason. Harry Potter books, programs about dragons, sponsoring a fantasy book club, that sort of thing. And very annoyed that I don't have every single Christian romance novel ever written.

I like dragons *gets out a coloring book*

Jodan, work now...color later.

Get us some more votes and I'll make you hot chocolate to sip on while you color.

Oh, okay.

Hyp... Will you vote for us?

Doesn't count.

Hey, you're the candidate. Get out there and shake some hands, mommy.

Mommy is negotiating with the BoA right now for a loan to pay for all of your campaigne bri...err incentives.

Voting floaters A5889261 andont forget to put your 2legs on the list