A Conversation for The Disassociation of Floating Voters
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HappyDude Posted Sep 11, 2005
Ok, when it comes to 
I tend to stick to either organic white tea (more healthy than green) or Twinings Chai 
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Bagpuss Posted Sep 12, 2005
Some traditional and some unusual choices there. White tea has me curious - HappyDude, what does it taste like?
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coelacanth Posted Sep 15, 2005
I'd like to see the list of donors for each party. I don't want to find that they are being bought by someone who has ulterior motives for after the election. 
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J Posted Sep 15, 2005
Financial disclosure? Certainly.
Well, most of my bribes were funded out of pocket, so I may just be the biggest contributor to Hypatia4Prez Inc. However, several groups, including 'Badgers for Social Justice', 'The Moonshine Anti-Defamation League' and 'Colorful Fish of the World, United' made contributions 
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Trin Tragula Posted Sep 15, 2005
The 'I Vote for Me' Party is entirely self-funded and run by committed volunteers. The only donations we've had are a rather fantastic jingle and a lot of 
Have you tried the ? It's fantastic! 
Smash the 2legs Hegemony! Vote Reddyfreddy! A5656124 And eat as much as you like!
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coelacanth Posted Sep 15, 2005
So you admit to taking bribes then?
*turns on hidden recording device*
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J Posted Sep 15, 2005
No, I admit to making bribes I bribed you just a few minutes ago.
Wouldn't make much sense for me to pay for my own bribes out of pocket, would it? 
I hear their cheesecake is stale.
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Trin Tragula Posted Sep 15, 2005
That's *outrageous* 
(You should feel free to take their 
by the way. As long as you're not vegetarian or anything. Or allergic to dog-poo)
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J Posted Sep 15, 2005
What's your campaign jingle again?
'You take the high road and I'll take the low road...'?
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Trin Tragula Posted Sep 15, 2005
I had the analysed. The analysts don't lie.
(Well, not without some prompting. And some *delicious* obviously)
We are the only party with a hand-penned and totally original jingle. It's that kind of creativity we intend to foster under a Reddyfreddy presidency.
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coelacanth Posted Sep 16, 2005
OK Jodan, if you're not admitting to bribe taking then how about corruption? I'd like to ask each party what they are doing to avoid such accusations?
And, for each party leader: Do you have any skeletons in your h2g2 closet that you'd like to confess to, before someone exposes you?
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J Posted Sep 16, 2005
Corruption? Nah, I'm squeaky clean A lot of Ohio politicians are dirtier than a cockroach in mud, but this one is corruption free, and I smell good too.
I know Hyp pretty intimately... she doesn't have anything from her past relevant or irrelevant to the campaign that she should be ashamed of. She's perfect 
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Bagpuss Posted Sep 18, 2005
Quite so, neither Hyp nor any member of her campaign team would stoop to offering illicit incentives. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got a yacht to sail.
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Sep 18, 2005
Vote MRBP to smash the 2legs hedgrow and hedgamoni and hedgehog and hedgepig 
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are born rulers, so why have this big voting fuzz???
Loyal Subjects can of course be appointed to handy offices...
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J Posted Sep 21, 2005
Because, I think dragons tend to char their constituents. And they don't call them constituents, they call them blackened-MREs.
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- 40: dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour. (Sep 22, 2005)
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