A Conversation for The Manifesto for the Campaign to rename Thursday, "Thing"
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Shea the Sarcastic Started conversation May 6, 2005
Fall in troops! We're becoming far too complacent, and need to train! This is the place to do it. We'll start with some simple 
thrusts! Ready! One ! Two ! Three !
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Dai the Death, "My other sink's a Porsche" Posted May 9, 2005
Yes Sir , Captain Sir!
"begins thrusting with purpose"
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted May 9, 2005
Ho! Ha Ha! Guard! Turn! Pary! Dodge! Spin! Ha! - Thrust!
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CuriousHamster - Thingite, Pythonist, Rodent, now complete with shortened name. Posted May 9, 2005
Falling in as requested, Sir, Captain, Sir! 
Hmm, perhaps some kind of padded landing area is in order.
*begins thrusting with difficulty*
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Melodious_Funk Posted May 9, 2005
Ops sorry Im late
Got my cought in a compromising postions you see
En Gaurd
*thrusts tentavely as this is how it got into that postion in the first place*
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Dai the Death, "My other sink's a Porsche" Posted May 9, 2005
Still here, still thrusting, would it be easier if I had a ?
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BP - sometime guardian of Doobry the Thingite wolf Posted May 9, 2005
You can borrow one of mine if you want, I've got two.
*Pulls both sporks out from over shoulders and crosses them in a menacing fashion*
Behold... the bearer of two sporks!
If you don't want one, I might weld them together and create a double-ended spork!
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Dai the Death, "My other sink's a Porsche" Posted May 9, 2005
Ah ha, well thats team building in the tradition that made this country what it is today! Hmmm....
thrust, thrust, thrust, thrust, thrust, thrust, thrust, thrust, thrust, thrust
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CuriousHamster - Thingite, Pythonist, Rodent, now complete with shortened name. Posted May 9, 2005
thrust
Dai, I offer 
for your most enthusiastic thrusting.
Inspirational thrusting of the highest calibre!
I must now go and polish my till it's clean enough to eat my dinner with.
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted May 9, 2005
At ease! Well done, troops!
Next up, squat thrusts! One! Two! Three!
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CuriousHamster - Thingite, Pythonist, Rodent, now complete with shortened name. Posted May 10, 2005
One squat thrust !
Two Squat thrust!
Three squat thrust!
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Dai the Death, "My other sink's a Porsche" Posted May 10, 2005
Aha, excellent straight thrusting was beginning to become a little boring, a change is a good as a rest so they say (whoever they are and why are they talking about me?)
squat thrust !
squat thrust! squat thrust!
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BP - sometime guardian of Doobry the Thingite wolf Posted May 10, 2005
As relic bearer, I think I should be excluded from all this physical activity. I'll stand at the side, looking wise and uttering philosophical encouragements at opportune moments.
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Dai the Death, "My other sink's a Porsche" Posted May 10, 2005
Uttering philosophical encouragements at opportune moments? This could be one in my nbook, I been thrusting the night away over here!
Cue for a song:
"Thrusting, oh Thrusting, everyone is feeling great, Thrusting thrusting, thusting the night away"
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CuriousHamster - Thingite, Pythonist, Rodent, now complete with shortened name. Posted May 10, 2005
Nice song. What about a marching one: 
I love thrusting for Captain Shea
Makes me want to say Hurray!
Hmm, that doesn't sound right. Anyone got a tuning ?
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted May 11, 2005
You'll die as you lived in a flash of the , in a corner forgotten by no-one! You lived for the touch, for the feel of the steel, one man and his honour!
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BP - sometime guardian of Doobry the Thingite wolf Posted May 11, 2005
Thrust all night and thrust all day;
Thrust your s for Captain Shea!
Thrust all day and thrust all night;
Give the non-Thingites a fright!
*Looks benevolent and shakes the Sacred Salt over the thrusters*
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BP - sometime guardian of Doobry the Thingite wolf Posted May 11, 2005
*Clears throat*
Spork Fever
I must down to the training grounds, to the training grounds and the sky,
And all I ask is a titanium spork and a song to thrust it by,
And a wonder llama and a curious hamster and a pair of lethal long johns,
And a sarcastic captain and a flying ostrich and a few other people come on.
Sorry, not everyone's name would fit in the rhyme scheme.
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted May 11, 2005
*assumes ritualistic stance of the Dozy Sloth and lollops regally in a yin-Yang hammock suspended between two willow trees.*
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- 1: Shea the Sarcastic (May 6, 2005)
- 2: Researcher 208776 (May 7, 2005)
- 3: Dai the Death, "My other sink's a Porsche" (May 9, 2005)
- 4: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (May 9, 2005)
- 5: CuriousHamster - Thingite, Pythonist, Rodent, now complete with shortened name. (May 9, 2005)
- 6: Melodious_Funk (May 9, 2005)
- 7: Dai the Death, "My other sink's a Porsche" (May 9, 2005)
- 8: BP - sometime guardian of Doobry the Thingite wolf (May 9, 2005)
- 9: Dai the Death, "My other sink's a Porsche" (May 9, 2005)
- 10: CuriousHamster - Thingite, Pythonist, Rodent, now complete with shortened name. (May 9, 2005)
- 11: Shea the Sarcastic (May 9, 2005)
- 12: CuriousHamster - Thingite, Pythonist, Rodent, now complete with shortened name. (May 10, 2005)
- 13: Dai the Death, "My other sink's a Porsche" (May 10, 2005)
- 14: BP - sometime guardian of Doobry the Thingite wolf (May 10, 2005)
- 15: Dai the Death, "My other sink's a Porsche" (May 10, 2005)
- 16: CuriousHamster - Thingite, Pythonist, Rodent, now complete with shortened name. (May 10, 2005)
- 17: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (May 11, 2005)
- 18: BP - sometime guardian of Doobry the Thingite wolf (May 11, 2005)
- 19: BP - sometime guardian of Doobry the Thingite wolf (May 11, 2005)
- 20: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (May 11, 2005)
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