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Good plan, Cal!!

*starts stabbing self with *
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*summons the might of the Rebellion Fleet to come to his aid, fires turbolasers at a smaller ship, destroying it instantly*

*the large mass that is the power and might behind the evil army, The IGMPD can be seen training it's 20,000 topside Gauss Ion Cannons on the rebellion fleet capital ships*

finally!! and i still want a promotion!!

Your definitely at the top of the list of promotions...and for everyone's reference... A3528489 is the page for the IGMPD...no, I'm not just making all these stats up at the last second...

*activates the ultimate weapon that is the CLEARER, as the Rebel cruisers form a circuit, the CLEARER sends out a burst of energy that overloads all ships that come into contact with it, this blast issues from the perimeter formed by the Rebel ships, the ion cannons are taken care of by turbolasers on all Rebellion ships*

Never mess with me.

*heads down from space to deal with the ground battle*

*the IGMPD fires off several hundred HUNTER missles (laser guided...) of at the Garendar*

*turbolasers and fighters see to the missiles, whilst the ones that escape splash harmlessly against the shields*

Time to turn the defence into an attack... *heads for Evil Army Base*

I'd be hesitant to go there if I were you...there's something EvilClaw likes to call the Continuity Shield...it has a funny affect on continuity and since the disturbance in the Continuity was caused by EvilClaw it is usually beneficial to EvilClaw...

*there is a jump in hyperspace followed by a trail of smashed continuity*

I can work in those conditions. Anyway, I got a normalisation drive. *the voice is sucked into hyperspace*

*takes dark blade after him*

*the massive Zerg swarm floods the airspace over the Thingite base*

* and are scared away by the sight of the fearless revenging *

the zerg know no fear for I control their every movement. You will soon come to learn the force that is the Zerg Swarms
*several mutalisk start chasing after dragonqueen*

*and they are all turned into and , and are eaten by EvilClaw*

and why would EvilClaw eat a lowly mouse formed from the body of a zerg? he knows better.
*worm hole opens and twice the number of zerg previously present emerge*
You are out matched.

*all rudimentary beeings known as zerg turns into and and are eaten by and *

being?

*more freshly hatched zerg pour ot of the wormhole*

BL is certainly a ! Come on pussy, and I´ll you...

and I´ve made some lovely for you to eat (but you´d better hurry before EvilClaw is back)