The Evil InterGalactic MeatPatty of Doom (IGMPD)
Created | Updated Feb 11, 2005
The Evil InterGalactic MeatPatty of Doom
Evil Army Barracks | Leader's Lounge | Breifing Room
Current Point of Engagement
Evil Army of H2G2 Base
MISSION STATUS REPORT
LOCATION
Low orbit over The Thingite HQ
CURRENT MISSION
Providing heavy air support and aereal bombardment
MISSION HISTORY
23 February 2004:Construction Begins
28 March 2004:Moved To Terranic Army Base1
22 April 2004:Moved to MotMV HQ2
18 May 2004:Moved to CHOPPERS HQ3
21 January 2005:Moved to The Evil Army of H2G2 Base4
8 Febuary 2005:Mission Update5
11 Febuary 2005:Moved to The Thingite HQ6
STATUS REPORT
DEFENSE GRID
PSYONIC SHEILDS:
CURRENT GENERATOR ARRAY COUNT:
50,000 7
STATUS:
Full Power
DEFENSIVE WEAPONS ARRAY
MASON TOWERS:
GAUSE ION CANNON8: READY
CURRENT COUNT:100,000 9
VISON10 MISSLE ARRAYS:500
HUNTER11 MISSLE ARRAYS:50,000
CHUM ROCKET LAUNCHING ARRAYS:5,000
PPG gatling guns:1000
Turbolasers:50
OFFENSIVE WEAPONS
YAMOTO GUN ARRAY:
CURRENT ARRAY COUNT:1,50012
GAUSS ION CANNONS:
See Meson Tower Above
Super Particle Beam Cannon:13
STATUS:READY
MAIN ARMAMENTS:
CHOLESTEROL GUN:
Discription: The target recieves a high dosage of Cholesterol...ya never know what that'll do ya...14
STATUS:READY
Compound Gauss Ion Cannon Discharge:
Discription: All of the Gauss Ion Cannons which are facing the enemy fire and their streangth combines creating an extremely powerful blast through almost anything15
STATUS:READY
Thor's Hammer Discharge Units:
Discription: These units, place all across the bottom of the IGMPD, discharge huge amounts of electricity upon a targeted location. Great for cooking small rodents or large rodents for that matter.
Current Count:50016
Status:READY
UNIT RESERVE
FFST SQUADRONS:
800
Trebuchettes:
5,000
Protoss Carrier Fleets:
Fleet Count:517
Total Intercepter Count:768
Harbor Reserves
Iowa Class Battle Ships(Modified):5
Essex Class Carriers(Modified):3
MISCILANIOUS
Continuity Sheild
Discription: A shield build to prevent the total distruction of continuity from excaping the InterGalactic MeatPatty of DOOM. This apearent discombobulation of Continuity is blamed on...er attributed to the Presence of EvilClaw for extended amounts of time during the construction. The shield has been designed to be maliable so as to change its shape if needs be.
Repair
The presence of the Zerg Creep on the base has resulted in the ability for the base to rebuild lost parts. In effect the Creep fills in the holes and then solidifies under pressure.
18remaining 500 spread equally across top and bottom of Meat-Patty13Used mainly for attacking enemy mobile attack bases14The sheer uselessness of the weapon clearly points out that the creator was in fact EvilClaw...15The exception being planets so that the devestated planet can be captured16Distributed evenly on the underside of the IGMPD17Each fleet incorperates 12 Protoss Carriers, Each Protoss Carrier contains 8 Intercepters18Anyone familiar with the game G-Nome will imediatly reconize the weapons
