The Evil InterGalactic MeatPatty of Doom (IGMPD)

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The Evil InterGalactic MeatPatty of Doom
Evil Army Barracks | Leader's Lounge | Breifing Room
Current Point of Engagement
Evil Army of H2G2 Base

MISSION STATUS REPORT

LOCATION

Low orbit over The Thingite HQ

CURRENT MISSION

Providing heavy air support and aereal bombardment

MISSION HISTORY

23 February 2004:Construction Begins

28 March 2004:Moved To Terranic Army Base1

22 April 2004:Moved to MotMV HQ2

18 May 2004:Moved to CHOPPERS HQ3

21 January 2005:Moved to The Evil Army of H2G2 Base4

8 Febuary 2005:Mission Update5

11 Febuary 2005:Moved to The Thingite HQ6

STATUS REPORT

DEFENSE GRID

PSYONIC SHEILDS:

CURRENT GENERATOR ARRAY COUNT:
50,000 7

STATUS:
Full Power

DEFENSIVE WEAPONS ARRAY

MASON TOWERS:
GAUSE ION CANNON8: READY
CURRENT COUNT:100,000 9

VISON10 MISSLE ARRAYS:500

HUNTER11 MISSLE ARRAYS:50,000

CHUM ROCKET LAUNCHING ARRAYS:5,000

PPG gatling guns:1000

Turbolasers:50

OFFENSIVE WEAPONS

YAMOTO GUN ARRAY:

CURRENT ARRAY COUNT:1,50012

GAUSS ION CANNONS:
See Meson Tower Above

Super Particle Beam Cannon:13

STATUS:READY

MAIN ARMAMENTS:

CHOLESTEROL GUN:
Discription: The target recieves a high dosage of Cholesterol...ya never know what that'll do ya...14

STATUS:READY

Compound Gauss Ion Cannon Discharge:
Discription: All of the Gauss Ion Cannons which are facing the enemy fire and their streangth combines creating an extremely powerful blast through almost anything15

STATUS:READY

Thor's Hammer Discharge Units:
Discription: These units, place all across the bottom of the IGMPD, discharge huge amounts of electricity upon a targeted location. Great for cooking small rodents or large rodents for that matter.

Current Count:50016

Status:READY

UNIT RESERVE

FFST SQUADRONS:
800

Trebuchettes:
5,000

Protoss Carrier Fleets:
Fleet Count:517
Total Intercepter Count:768

Harbor Reserves

Iowa Class Battle Ships(Modified):5

Essex Class Carriers(Modified):3

MISCILANIOUS

Continuity Sheild

Discription: A shield build to prevent the total distruction of continuity from excaping the InterGalactic MeatPatty of DOOM. This apearent discombobulation of Continuity is blamed on...er attributed to the Presence of EvilClaw for extended amounts of time during the construction. The shield has been designed to be maliable so as to change its shape if needs be.

DANGER: IF PUNCTURED THE DISCOMBOBULATION WILL EXTEND OUTWARDS UNTIL THE HOLE IS PATCHED AT WHICH TIME THE DICOMBOBULATION WILL FADE AND THE SURROUNDINGS WILL BE RECOMBOBULATED

Repair

The presence of the Zerg Creep on the base has resulted in the ability for the base to rebuild lost parts. In effect the Creep fills in the holes and then solidifies under pressure.

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1Riot Suppression/Prevention2Joy Riding3Military Support4Dust Collecting5Advanced Headquarters for the Evil Army invasion of the Thingites6Providing heavy air support and aereal bombardment720,000 on each side, with 10,000 on perimeter8Recharge-minimized, Recoil-minimized, Re-augmented920,000 on each side, with 10,000 on perimeter10Fly-by-wire surgical strike missles11LASAR Guided armor piercing missles12500 on the top portion of the perimeter and 500 on the bottom portion,
remaining 500 spread equally across top and bottom of Meat-Patty
13Used mainly for attacking enemy mobile attack bases14The sheer uselessness of the weapon clearly points out that the creator was in fact EvilClaw...15The exception being planets so that the devestated planet can be captured16Distributed evenly on the underside of the IGMPD17Each fleet incorperates 12 Protoss Carriers, Each Protoss Carrier contains 8 Intercepters18Anyone familiar with the game G-Nome will imediatly reconize the weapons

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