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Evil Army Invasion Take Six: The Great Defence

Post 121

Horatio_Caine: {Princess Garnet Til Alexandros XVII}

*Wounds heal*

Hey this is my best shirt dammit


Evil Army Invasion Take Six: The Great Defence

Post 122

Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon

smiley - boing found another pogo stick in the evil armoury! smiley - boing


Evil Army Invasion Take Six: The Great Defence

Post 123

Horatio_Caine: {Princess Garnet Til Alexandros XVII}

smiley - erm


Evil Army Invasion Take Six: The Great Defence

Post 124

MysteriousOneWoS/Darth Horrifus - Thingite Well of Souls and member of the MotMV, Chief of the ICUP and Founder of the Mint

*smiley - boings to the Evil Armoury and shoots an anti-pogo ray into it, then deals with Ferret*


Evil Army Invasion Take Six: The Great Defence

Post 125

dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour.

*smiley - dragon arrives just in time to set fire to all evil armory pogosticks smiley - boing*


Evil Army Invasion Take Six: The Great Defence

Post 126

guina

*pulls out another pogo-stick*

smiley - boing


Evil Army Invasion Take Six: The Great Defence

Post 127

dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour.

* smiley - dragon gives smiley - blackcat a smiley - fish and removes last smiley - boing without notice *


Evil Army Invasion Take Six: The Great Defence

Post 128

Tasterainbows (O+ ): Totally Back and Totally Swamped, Leave a message after the beep.... BEEEEEEEEEEEP

smiley - footprintssmiley - footprintssmiley - footprints


Evil Army Invasion Take Six: The Great Defence

Post 129

SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness

*shakes head...*
out of all of the weapons of mass destruction...the only thing you could thing to distroy is a POGOSTICK THAT I CREATED AS A MEANS OF EXAPE...?...I mean...I don't even remember where it was I was escaping from...although I do remember that the aronym was kinda cool...or really lame...one of the two...


Evil Army Invasion Take Six: The Great Defence

Post 130

Zeek, the Keeper of Intertemporal Reality Disruptions and Paradoxical Equations, Honorary Muse of Photoshop Photograph Edits <

*Super-Duper-Mega-Secret Thingite Agent Double-Oh-Six-And-A-Half Zeek - who's so secret nobody knows he exists - sneaks into a derelict Soviet base, accompanied by two Generic Thingite Mechanics and a Generic Thingite Spy*

*stops suddenly, then looks at his buddies*

Zeek: Wait a minute . . . why are we sneaking? There's nobody here!

Generic Thingite Mechanic #1: No idea, Super-Duper-Mega-Secret Thingite Agent 006-1/2, who's so secret nobody knows you exist.

Zeek: Well, let's stop sneaking then and steal some of these Soviet vehicles. Generic Thingite Mechanic #1, you and Generic Thingite Mechanic #2 get those Soviet Mammoth Tanks up and running. Generic Thingite Spy, you grab those plans for the Soviet Iron curtain and steal the Mobile Radar Jammer over there. I'll hotwore this convenient Soviet Mobile Construction Vehicle.

Generic Thingites: Aye, sir!

*whistles a jaunty tune as he walks boldly over to a Soviet Mobile Construction Vehicle, hotwires it, and drives off to where a bunch of beleagured Thingites are making a desperate last stand against several platoons of Evil Army infantry*

Electronic Video Agent: Reinforcements have arrived!

Zeek/Generic Thingites: Oh, shut up!

Zeek: Mechanics, open fire!

*Stolen Mammoth Tanks begin shelling the Evil Army troops from afar - as a result, the Evil Army troops break and run right towards the stolen vehicles - whoch promptly run them over*

GTM #2: . . . Well, that's one way to save ammunition!

GTS: You got that straight!

*Zeek deploys the Soviet MCV and starts building a base, while the Spy parks the Radar Jammer next to the Construction Yard and the stolen tanks start patrolling the area*


Evil Army Invasion Take Six: The Great Defence

Post 131

SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness

*the smoushed EVILMINIONS simply reform and resume their previous shapes*
you'll have to do better to take down our cannon fodder...


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Post 132

Zeek, the Keeper of Intertemporal Reality Disruptions and Paradoxical Equations, Honorary Muse of Photoshop Photograph Edits <

*has just built a whole bunch of Soviet Tesla Coils - which begin charging up and sending bolts of high-voltage electricity spearing out at the Evil Army troops*

Zeek: If only I could find an Allied MCV, I could build Prism Towers, too. Generic Thingite Spy!

GTS: Aye, sir?

*Mission: Impossible theme starts playing*

Zeek: Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to find a derelict Allied base with a handy Allied Mobile Construction Vehicle, steal the MCV, and bring it here.

GTS: I accept!

Zeek: Good man. Take this leather rifle with steam-propelled plastic bullets, this orange-peel camera with leather film, and these rubber picklocks. You'll need them.

GTS: For what, sir?

*Zeek shrugs*

Zeek: Beats me. Just take them.

GTS: Uh, okay, sir.


Evil Army Invasion Take Six: The Great Defence

Post 133

SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness

*the IGMPD floats back overhead*
*the massive Thor's Hammer (how ironically appropriate) electrical discharge units are charging up for a massive targeted discharge that will leave a smouldering creater behind where there once stood a target...it'll be massive...did I mention the size of it being massive...?*


Evil Army Invasion Take Six: The Great Defence

Post 134

Zeek, the Keeper of Intertemporal Reality Disruptions and Paradoxical Equations, Honorary Muse of Photoshop Photograph Edits <

Zeek: H'm, time to activate the Iron Curtain I think, Generic Thingite Engineer.

Generic Thingite Engineer: Indeed, sir.

*Zeek walks over to a large control panel labeled IRON CURTAIN CONTROL PANEL, and flips the large lever from OFF to ON*

*outside the Mobile Construction Yard, a shimmering red-and-black energy field surrounds the buildings, vehicles, and a few unlucky Thingite soldiers. The field contracts, causing the vehicles and buildings to shimmer with an eerie red-and-black glow - and rendering them invulnerable to just about any attack. The Thingite Soldiers who are exposed to the Iron Curtain Field, however, die a horrible death.*

Zeek/Unaffected Generic Thingites: Eeeeuw!

*one Generic Thingite faints*

Zeek: And that, ladies and gentlethings, is why you should always wear deodorant.


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Post 135

Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon

smiley - yikes all the pogosticks destroyed and vapourized?

*pops over to the craft guild tea-room and borrows some knitting needles*

*Maliciously knits a striaght jackect around the dragon, rendering it imobile*

*pokes dragon*


Evil Army Invasion Take Six: The Great Defence

Post 136

dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour.

*smiley - dragon streches out and newly knitted sweater falls apart. Gives ferret smiley - fish*

Go play with the kitties. This is no place for a cute little furball.

*gives ferret a yellow ball to play with*


Evil Army Invasion Take Six: The Great Defence

Post 137

Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon

a y-y-y-yellow ? ball?

*luckily is still wearing smiley - cool tinted blue glases and sees a great green ball*

*waves fist angrily at dragon's escape* smiley - grr


Evil Army Invasion Take Six: The Great Defence

Post 138

dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour.

*smiley - dragon is thinking about setting up a kennel for kitties, ferrets and other furballs. Maybe combined with barn for MooMoos, so that furballs can have fresh smiley - milk*

*flies away to catch smiley - schooloffish to feed furballs*


Evil Army Invasion Take Six: The Great Defence

Post 139

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

*16 harriers swoop in and destroy the Iron Curtain, shortly afterwards a lightning storm destroys the Construction Yard*


Evil Army Invasion Take Six: The Great Defence

Post 140

Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon

smiley - grr how do you stop a dragon then?


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