A Conversation for The Manifesto for the Campaign to rename Thursday, "Thing"

The middle of nowhere bar (come on in for a drink some companionship, and some plotting and scheeming)

Post 2541

eloisa

Just had some roast chicken crisps. Perfect accomanyment to something cold and appley!


The middle of nowhere bar (come on in for a drink some companionship, and some plotting and scheeming)

Post 2542

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

You've got me feeling peckish now - off to have a rummage in my smiley - crisps box... smiley - run


The middle of nowhere bar (come on in for a drink some companionship, and some plotting and scheeming)

Post 2543

JohnnyK - I am the 2%

Just had some smiley - crisps ...


The middle of nowhere bar (come on in for a drink some companionship, and some plotting and scheeming)

Post 2544

eloisa

What flavour?


The middle of nowhere bar (come on in for a drink some companionship, and some plotting and scheeming)

Post 2545

Cosmicdudeman-Thingite Minister of Certain Substances, LFG

The kind that tastes like something?


The middle of nowhere bar (come on in for a drink some companionship, and some plotting and scheeming)

Post 2546

JohnnyK - I am the 2%

ready salted (& healthily roasted too <smug&gtsmiley - winkeye


The middle of nowhere bar (come on in for a drink some companionship, and some plotting and scheeming)

Post 2547

Cosmicdudeman-Thingite Minister of Certain Substances, LFG

Oh don't be smug about it!

Don't you ever watch South Park!?


The middle of nowhere bar (come on in for a drink some companionship, and some plotting and scheeming)

Post 2548

JohnnyK - I am the 2%

...OK I won't be smug smiley - winkeye - not seen any recent south park episodes in ages...


The middle of nowhere bar (come on in for a drink some companionship, and some plotting and scheeming)

Post 2549

Cosmicdudeman-Thingite Minister of Certain Substances, LFG

Smug destroyed San Fransisco and nearly destroyed South Park.


The middle of nowhere bar (come on in for a drink some companionship, and some plotting and scheeming)

Post 2550

JohnnyK - I am the 2%

I see - is it like smog smiley - winkeye


The middle of nowhere bar (come on in for a drink some companionship, and some plotting and scheeming)

Post 2551

eloisa

Much more annoying.


The middle of nowhere bar (come on in for a drink some companionship, and some plotting and scheeming)

Post 2552

Cosmicdudeman-Thingite Minister of Certain Substances, LFG

Yes, hybrids may do wonders against smog but are the leading cause of smug.

They cause people to talk with their eyes closed, and sniff vigourously their own farts.


The middle of nowhere bar (come on in for a drink some companionship, and some plotting and scheeming)

Post 2553

Cosmicdudeman-Thingite Minister of Certain Substances, LFG

*walks in, or rather into cobwebs*

smiley - ermDid people forget where the middle of nowhere is?

*goes to bar, examines liquor*

smiley - ermAnd I didn't think it was possible for alcohol to de-ferment...

*goes into closet, activates cleaning bot, which explodes*

That's just..., oh shit, what's become of our bar.


The middle of nowhere bar (come on in for a drink some companionship, and some plotting and scheeming)

Post 2554

eloisa

Not a lot!

Did you say no alcohol?
I need asmiley - stiffdrink!


The middle of nowhere bar (come on in for a drink some companionship, and some plotting and scheeming)

Post 2555

Cosmicdudeman-Thingite Minister of Certain Substances, LFG

Good point, and I didn't say no alcohol, we still have... smiley - erm extraordinarily cheap vodka.

*reads label*

Warning: Not for Consumption by People with Digestive Tracks...

smiley - erm Still want it?


The middle of nowhere bar (come on in for a drink some companionship, and some plotting and scheeming)

Post 2556

eloisa

Umm.

No.


The middle of nowhere bar (come on in for a drink some companionship, and some plotting and scheeming)

Post 2557

Cosmicdudeman-Thingite Minister of Certain Substances, LFG

I think that's a good idea.

*pours into sink, sink dissolves*

Yeah, a good idea.


The middle of nowhere bar (come on in for a drink some companionship, and some plotting and scheeming)

Post 2558

The Doc

*The Doc strides in, resplendant in comedy pantaloons, pantomime boots, a Dusty Springfield beehive wig and several Borg implants hiding his n*pples*

BARMAN!!!

Do you happen to stock one of my most favourite drinks, previously invented by my Dangerously Deviously Demented and Deranged Daughter of Doom and known as the Formaldehyde Suprise?

YOU DO?

SPLENDID!

I'll take a pitcher then!

*Takes out his 1970's Polaroid camera (Bought for a song on EvilBay)
and takes a pitcher*

Wouldnt mind a drink either! *he says shamelessy while mugging to several lurkers*


The middle of nowhere bar (come on in for a drink some companionship, and some plotting and scheeming)

Post 2559

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

smiley - hangover


The middle of nowhere bar (come on in for a drink some companionship, and some plotting and scheeming)

Post 2560

eloisa

Gosh, is it that time already?!


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