h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

okay one on your marks get set go

Mmmmm Thanks

*mixes a proper snowball for hayayfi*

grabs drink and legs it

wow thats impressive man look what I can do

*gets dizzy*

*faints*

rethrows throws double just to be on the safe side yells again wake up wake up

Can't we just amble forwards?

I don't know about you but I am getting hungry this is hard work what do you fancy

Not that hungry thanks, you go ahead

think I'll have some garlic prawns and a tossed salad followed by a fruit compote

*puts on a chef's hat*

You relax, fair dame, I'll make it for you

your such a gentleman how about I put on some music what do you feel like listening to

How about The Beach Boys

*starts cooking*

puts on good vibrations and sis down at the bar and puts her feet up oin teh stool next to here sure is quiet in here tonight

just read this back I think I need sleep typos abound

I wonder why, I would have thought men would have been flocking from miles around to see beauty such as yours

The colourful clothes she wears....

speaking of men flocking hubby has just arrived defintiely have to go now havnt seen him in two days as he was off in teh city hope I can stay awake long enough to make him a cuppa catch you tomorrow if your around

Bye

Looks around the bar and notices it is empty puts some home made sausage rolls in the oven and wips up a tomatoe relish while throwing together a pot of stew....it may be spring over there but its autumn here and flipping freezing...next puts a hot poker into the fire for some mulled wine....guess there is nothing to do now except stick my feet up and read a book till someone feels like a drink and a nosh