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Phil_Anderson_PI Posted Oct 26, 2004
thats a... great comparison there dai..
but dont you mean roofward?
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Dai the Death, "My other sink's a Porsche" Posted Oct 26, 2004
Ahhh I can see the stars from anywhere PI, it's in the blood......
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Dai the Death, "My other sink's a Porsche" Posted Oct 26, 2004
" sildes down batpole, appears in a fetching rubber ensemble closely foolowed by IB in skin tight cat woman suit "
Meeeeowwwwwwhhhhhhh!
" Doc is well peed off in green tights and cotton suit"
Oh crap Doc, too 60's! wanna try that again?
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Dai the Death, "My other sink's a Porsche" Posted Oct 26, 2004
If the anwser to te question is a cockrobin, whats the question?
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Phil_Anderson_PI Posted Oct 26, 2004
whats yellow and dangerous?
im dressed in my usual garb (neat word that, say it 58 times in a row out loud and youl understand)
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AYEBEE PW - RIP TERRI Posted Oct 26, 2004
*gasps in mock shock and claps hand over mouth*
my oh my Batman , what is that you have in your hand ?
*grins and they push eachother at the hillarity of their little joke, the tone and wit of which speeds up the lab somewhat until the next one
Cant help myself Philip darling... i know how you love that word fifty eight....it seems to be your magic number...my back still hasnt clicked back.....so i have to try it
garb garb garb garb garb garb garb garb garb garb garb garb garb garb garb garb garb garb garb garb garb garb garb garb garb garb garb garb garb garb garb garb garb garb garb garb garb garb garb garb garb garb garb garb garb garb garb garb garb garb garb garb garb garb garb garb garb garb
nope, don't get it
what is yellow and dangerous?
please tell me it's not custard, cos we're in real trouble if it is......
oh...it's a joke? ha ha...great....don't get it..
*blinks, and frowns* hmmmmmmm
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Phil_Anderson_PI Posted Oct 26, 2004
no no you dont get it..
dai said if the answers cockrobin whats the question- whats yellow and dangerous.
i guess the garb is a thing whre you had to be there...
i like the outfit...
"help help im being repressed"- dennis
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AYEBEE PW - RIP TERRI Posted Oct 26, 2004
ha ha. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha *she laughed heartily*
nope, don't get it. thought the question was the one i asked..what's that in your hand batman....
hey thanks, i like your garb too..
hey think you would look really good out of that mac..you look a bit like whassname. columbo..
so if you ,, let me see, take off this coat,,, straighten up there a bit, and stop squintin with your left eye... well. you look quite smart...sexy even...
*gets a sudden notion and drags him off to the cupboard... even allows him to bring his missile launcher...*
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AYEBEE PW - RIP TERRI Posted Oct 27, 2004
awww baby. not any more, *comes the muffled soothing response from the cupboard, out they come exactly 3 and a half minutes later..none the worse for wear... phil agrees to put the missile launcher down for a bit, and stays for tea.
dai and doc are locked in discussion bout the state of the curtains in the lab and looking at swatches of material...
left to amuse themselves, IB and PI, discuss the beauty of abbrev. names..
and the phenomenon that is fig rolls
and the state of the world economy (this proves too much for IB, who overheats and swoons)
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Phil_Anderson_PI Posted Oct 27, 2004
*catches ib and carryes her easily over to a very convienent sofa that just fell from the ceiling, and puts her on it.*
i knew the discussion on the euros was a bad idea.
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AYEBEE PW - RIP TERRI Posted Oct 27, 2004
*comes around but keeps eyes closed because she likes the way phil mutters under his breath when he thinks nobody's listening. then opens eyes and blinks at the light*
ohhh.... don't say that word again, what was it....department of fine ants...i hate insects....
theres a dear....lets go back to the other discussion.... boxers or y fronts? hmmm i can't wear them y fronts...what's the point in em..
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Dai the Death, "My other sink's a Porsche" Posted Oct 27, 2004
" Puts down the swatch"
Damn in all the excitement I forgot about Skips message, to the Lab Mobile we got to save Hnicky, NJA and SETA!
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Dai the Death, "My other sink's a Porsche" Posted Oct 27, 2004
"Stops in his frenzied rush
looks back to IB"
Oh IB, be a sweetie and blow those candles out on your way will ya! 
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The Doc Posted Oct 27, 2004
*Looks down at his green tights and cotton suit in disgust"
Good Grief! How did it all come to this? It must be the work of Evil Spotty Dick, that nefarious arch criminal.
*Surveys the ruins of the Mad Lab, spectacularly raised last night in one single posting*
Hmmmmmm - this is a "Hamlet" moment.
*Lights up a slim panatella as classical music plays in the background*
*The two Gay Interior designer Cybermen, Sandy and Julian mince manically past the window and look in*
"Oooooooh, get her" Simpers Sandy
"Yes Sandy. Our Doc does not look like his usual self. What HAS he done with the Lab for goodness sake? Didnt he know that the Post Apocalyptic holcaust look went out with Linda Barker? That is SO ten minutes ago!" pouts Julian.
"Come Sandy - I think the whole place needs a boner makeover. Get those curtain samples, quickly now"
*Sandy and Julian mince murderously into the remains of the Mad Lab thread and confront the Doc*
"Yoo Hoo - Doc! Boner to vader your dolly old eek again. We are here to help you clean up this............
*Runs his Cyber finger over the table and grimaces at the muck*
this.........fashion statement!"
*Doc looks up*
Well, if it isnt you two again! Yes, the place has gone downhill a tad hasnt it? What do you suggest girls?
"Bitchy!" hisses Sandy "What do I suggest?"
"Sandy and Julian look at each other and both look back at the Doc"
"Why, CERISE of course" they both trill in unison. "And a couple of throw cushions over there"
"Dont forget a paisly sofa, Sandy!" says Julian
Allright girls, get on with it - I want the whole place spick and span for when we get back. I hear Nurse Just Arrived has been kidnapped by Evil Spotty Dick. This is a job for Super Doc! *Ting*
"Ohhhhhhhhhhh, Sandy - dont you just LOVE his Codpiece and chips utility belt" swoons Julian
"Could use a bit more glitter though" says Sandy as they watch the Doc kick the door down and race off to rescue NJA............
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Dai the Death, "My other sink's a Porsche" Posted Oct 27, 2004
"Dai comes out of the loo where he has spent the last 4 hours trying to get his rubber look Batman outfit off and on, needing to know 2 hours in advance when naturing is calling is one of the downsides of being Batman!"
Ohhh, hallo, new faces, Is the Doc about?
SANDY:Hello, I'm Julian and this is my friend Sandy, Bona Interiors, you show us your interior, we do the rest'
Doc's just left on a mission, we are giving the lab a makeover
DAI: What's wrong with it?
SANDY: Well, it's a bit vintage years of Hollywood, isn't it. I Couldn't live in a place 1ike this, could you, Ju1e?
JULIAN: Oooh no - I couldn't be doing with that flocked wallpaper - that'll have to go for a start. Gives me the horrors, it does. 0ooh - ugh - I shall have to go and have a 1ie down.
SANDY: Now look what you've done to him. You might have had the place redecorated before you called us round here. See, when he sees wa1lpaper 1ike that it completely dogs up his se1f-expression. Never mind, Jules, you can express yourself on his drapes.
JULIAN: Yes, we've got some bona curtain materials.
SANDY: Yes, fabe! Show him your swatch.
JULIAN: Yes - now, you have your plum velvet, you have your hessian, you have your silk -
DAI: Wild?
SANDY: Absolutely insane!
JULIAN: Then you have your various florals - your Rhododendrons entwined with forget-me-nots, your Creeping ivy, then you have your dandelion. Take your pick.
DAI: No, I wouldn't pick a dandelion; you know what they say. No - I fancy something a 1ittle different.
JULIAN: Well, 1t s all down to black leather then.
DAI: Black leather curtains?
JULIAN: Very kinky.
SANDY: And if they wear you can always have them half-soled and heeled.
SANDY: Yes - put him down for leather curtains. 'Course, it means all that tat furniture'll have to go. It's quite out of keeping. What do you fancy, Jules?
JULIAN: I see Danish teak everywhere.
SANDY: Fabe!
JULIAN: A touch of Victoriana - say a chaise longue or a what-not. Do you fancy a what-not in the corner, Sand?
SANDY: Well, you want me to be frank, don't you? I mean, you like me to be blunt. You know me - tell the truth and shame the devil - well, frankly, man to man, I'm not besotted with the idea. It doesn't sing.
DAI: Well, that's a relief anyway. I don't think I could have stood a singing what-not.
JULIAN: Wait a minute, wait a minute. It's coming to me, it's coming to me. I've got it, I've got it - Pa1ais de Versailles - gilt caryatids, full-length mirrors, chandeliers.
SANDY: Oh fantabulosa! Yes, but I think that ceiling'll have to go - it won't fit in.
JULIAN: Yes and that wall'll have to go - that don't fit in, neither.
SANDY: Let's face it, Jules - everything'll have to go - I mean, none of it fits in. Right, that's settled then. Now let's have a vada at this garden of yours.
DAI: It's through here.. . IB's been doing a bit in it recently...
SANDY: Ugh! Nasty! I couldn't be doing with a garden like this, could you, Jules? I mean, all them horrible little naph gnomes - ooh - ugh !
JULIAN: Oh no - it's a bit Noddy in Toyland, ennit? All that grass - that'll have to go I mean, grass in a garden, Sand?
SANDY: Oh, trés passé. The mind boggles.
DAI: What do you suggest?
JULIAN: Paving, that's the answer here-paving.
DAI: Crazy?
SANDY: Absolutely insane! Or you have your various types of stone.
JULIAN: Yes, you have your Florentine marble
SANDY: Comes lovely in Florentine marble
JULIAN: Or you have your ceramics.
SANDY: Oh, fabe ceramics - all hand done by a disciple of William Morris in Ladbroke Grove.0r, Jules, wait a minute, how do you see his patio?
JULIAN: Wait a minute, wait a minute, it's all happening in here. I've got it - terrazzo !
SANDY: Oh, fantabulosa! Yes - and then maybe I could do something wild with a couple of creepers up his trellis. Yes, yes ! I'm beginning to see it now. Go on, Jules.
]ULIAN: Er - let's see - what about something decadent? A sunken birdbath?
DAI: I'm afraid I don't know any sunken birds.
SANDY:: Oh, bold! Yes, go on - it's beginning to sing to me now.
JULIAN: Don't rush me, don't rush me - it's beginning come over me in waves. I see it as a miniature version of the piazza in Florence.
SANDY: Oh, it's a breakthrough! Dai, he's broken through. No - no - wait a minute - no - it won't work -
DAI: Why?
SANDY: Well, you can't have a lab with an Italianate piazza out the back.
DAI: Well, what do you suggest we do?
SANDY: Only one thing for it. The lab'll have to come down!
DAI: oh crap, we just got it up......
"Runs after the DOc"
Doc, oi Doc boyo, you aint gonna believe dis!
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Dai the Death, "My other sink's a Porsche" Posted Oct 27, 2004
" Catches up to a racing Doc on his Daicycle, gives him the low down on the plans of the cybernetic yet camp interior designers"
Aha, look the mine shaft and base camp of Evil Spotted richard.......
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Dai the Death, "My other sink's a Porsche" Posted Oct 27, 2004
" Evil spotted richard gabs NJA and moves closer to a nearby cliff"
Come away from that cliff richard!!!!!!
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