h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

not that I am aware of, but if you get too damp there's always a

These two look a little like umbrellas.

BTW, how versatile is ? It can be an umbrella a lower or a loo brush. Smileys are great

At Shea's wedding to TJ, Tac and Aaron presented the bride with a bouquet of loo-brushes. All in attendance found this very odd except for the people how knew and the children who wanted to play with them.

Are Shea, TJ, Tac and Aaron people I am suppposed to have heard of? I don't know who they are - please tell me and further my education.

I think I shall use as an umbrella if necessary.

Shea the Sarcastic is the official Thingite roster updater-er

Read the backlog, Pegasus. It'll only take a few years and wipe out what's left of your sanity. I should know

Oh. Thank you. Are Ralph the Llama and André the dodo two separate people/animals, or just two names for one person?

André is my pet dodo

You've never heard of .... Heavens To Murgatroid!!


Shea: <./>U63974</.>



TJ: U174844

doot doo dee doo doot doo dee doo



Happily Ever After.


The (Not Quite The) End.


Yours Truly: U113478 kept notes - A792768

and the phrase: "Moi luv' is lik' a leapin' gazelle" will live...in infamy.

And don't forget the yeti-yay!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY (in the key of G)

I have now read the appropriate pages for info on Shea and TJ. Thank you.

In reply to the dodo message: I thought dodos were dead. You'll get a visit from government officials now wanting to disect it. There'll be blood everywhere...

*André 's and hides his head*

You've gone and upset him now. How would you like it if someone told you you where supposed to be dead?

I didn't mean it, really. I'm sure I just got my facts wrong. There're lots of dodos, all over the place. But none as special as André, of course.

*Looks out of window and sees dodos*

There, see, I was wrong. There will be no government officials, no disection, no blood.

Better?