A Conversation for The Manifesto for the Campaign to rename Thursday, "Thing"
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AR Fuller - Thingite Lemon Slicer and Official Helper-outer-er to The Official Thingite Bartender Started conversation Jan 1, 2003
Halloo, dearies.
Would you happen to have a lemon-slicer in your midst? If not, I'd like to apply for membership... indeed, even if you do I'd like to apply for membership, perhaps as an assistant lemon-slicer?
Or perhaps I could keep the zoo of tripedal reptiles?
-AR
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Jan 1, 2003
We don't have a lemon slicer! Perhaps you could assist the official bartender? 
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AR Fuller - Thingite Lemon Slicer and Official Helper-outer-er to The Official Thingite Bartender Posted Jan 1, 2003
Lovely! I love bartenders... and I love slicing lemons. Just ate one, actually.
Woo!
AR
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Jan 1, 2003
You'll just have to wait for the Warlord or Warlady to come by and gabble you in to make it all official. In the meantime, may I present you with your regulation titanium 
and welcoming glass of 
? 
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AR Fuller - Thingite Lemon Slicer and Official Helper-outer-er to The Official Thingite Bartender Posted Jan 1, 2003
Weehaha! I have a spork and a beer! I'm already quite lushed, but what's one more? And ooooh.... sporks! :D
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AR Fuller - Thingite Lemon Slicer and Official Helper-outer-er to The Official Thingite Bartender Posted Jan 1, 2003
I mean, I've got a lot of little plastic sporks that I picked up here and there, but never a titanium one. I feel *so* honored. 
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Jan 1, 2003
AR Fuller - Thingite Lemon Slicer and Official Helper-outer-er to The official Thingite Bartender, hereby pro-claimed!
*bangs gabble* 
Your Regulation Titanium Spork
The NO, no, no thread is where we mostly hang out - but..um..watch out for the backlog, there's quite a bit of it.
Clive (Warlord.) 
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AR Fuller - Thingite Lemon Slicer and Official Helper-outer-er to The Official Thingite Bartender Posted Jan 1, 2003
Weeeela!
Seems I've a bit of reading to catch up on, doesn't it? I believe I'll just click my way over there.
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Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. Posted Jan 2, 2003
Not much to catch up on, really. We're just as goofy and weird as ever.
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Jan 3, 2003
Don't tell me you're going to read all the backlog, AR?! 
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AR Fuller - Thingite Lemon Slicer and Official Helper-outer-er to The Official Thingite Bartender Posted Jan 3, 2003
If I get bored enough, and everyone can be assured that this will happen, yes. That bad?
AR
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Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. Posted Jan 3, 2003
Not necessarily. I did once, this past fall.
It was three weeks of weirdness, though. 
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Jan 6, 2003
You read the backlog!
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Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. Posted Jan 6, 2003
Mhmm.
I was rather sick last semester and had a lot of time on my hands.
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AR Fuller - Thingite Lemon Slicer and Official Helper-outer-er to The Official Thingite Bartender Posted Jan 6, 2003
And I'm just insane. *shrug*
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Jan 7, 2003
It's not obligatory, but it helps.
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Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. Posted Jan 7, 2003
Or necessary, even.
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Jan 8, 2003
To deal with life? Probably.
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AR Fuller - Thingite Lemon Slicer and Official Helper-outer-er to The Official Thingite Bartender Posted Jan 8, 2003
I prefer the believe that there are only a small group of people on this planet that are sane, the rest of the population being completely off its rocker.
Naive, perhaps. Fun? Always
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- 1: AR Fuller - Thingite Lemon Slicer and Official Helper-outer-er to The Official Thingite Bartender (Jan 1, 2003)
- 2: Shea the Sarcastic (Jan 1, 2003)
- 3: AR Fuller - Thingite Lemon Slicer and Official Helper-outer-er to The Official Thingite Bartender (Jan 1, 2003)
- 4: Shea the Sarcastic (Jan 1, 2003)
- 5: AR Fuller - Thingite Lemon Slicer and Official Helper-outer-er to The Official Thingite Bartender (Jan 1, 2003)
- 6: Shea the Sarcastic (Jan 1, 2003)
- 7: AR Fuller - Thingite Lemon Slicer and Official Helper-outer-er to The Official Thingite Bartender (Jan 1, 2003)
- 8: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Jan 1, 2003)
- 9: AR Fuller - Thingite Lemon Slicer and Official Helper-outer-er to The Official Thingite Bartender (Jan 1, 2003)
- 10: Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. (Jan 2, 2003)
- 11: Shea the Sarcastic (Jan 3, 2003)
- 12: AR Fuller - Thingite Lemon Slicer and Official Helper-outer-er to The Official Thingite Bartender (Jan 3, 2003)
- 13: Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. (Jan 3, 2003)
- 14: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Jan 6, 2003)
- 15: Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. (Jan 6, 2003)
- 16: AR Fuller - Thingite Lemon Slicer and Official Helper-outer-er to The Official Thingite Bartender (Jan 6, 2003)
- 17: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Jan 7, 2003)
- 18: Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. (Jan 7, 2003)
- 19: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Jan 8, 2003)
- 20: AR Fuller - Thingite Lemon Slicer and Official Helper-outer-er to The Official Thingite Bartender (Jan 8, 2003)
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