h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hey I was born on a Thing!

! I was born on a Doobry, but was ten days late...So I have a feeling I was supposed to be a Thing baby, too (maybe Wibble).


you wanna join our little campaign?

Hey Narapoia! *waves*

If you want to join the Thingites, just come up with a suitably grand title for yourself!

I was born on a Thing AND joined H2G2 on a Thing.

Beat that.

I was born on a Thing (oops that was nearly Thong!) and lost my virginity on a Thing!
Yes I think this is exactly the thing (sorry) that I was hoping for when I signed up for h2g2 and I'm sure that I can come up with a suitably grandiose, nay pompous, name.
Watch this space!

::watching::

OK OK - these things can't be rushed...

::doesn't rush ... watches some more::

*watches too*

You're all b*****ds! Now I'm suffering from stress as I feel the weight of expectation bearing down upon me...
But I'm going to have to think about it.
Oh yes and it's going to take a while
(Sniggers at the prospect of 7.5 million years of pondering - that'll show 'em)
Actually, some ideas have just started rearing their ugly heads out of the murk...

*Drops in*

Am I too late to -watch-?

No, please do draw up a chair. Or should that be sofa? Or several?

Narapoia, working title:
"Narapoia, Life President of the Good Intentions Club (Hades branch), sign up here for the Displacement Society (if you don't get distracted by something else...)"

Hang around for Clive to gabble you in officially...

I think it may still need refinement - a work in progress, I feel.

AARGH!

*Blinks*

I like the name. I would join the Good Intentions Club, but I never seem to have any.

I prefer the Clean Plate Club ...

*Hazards a guess*

A club for people who like to finish off their meals to the last scrap?

Mr () Legion

That's the one!

Depends what's on the plate, surely...
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I've had enough pondering, a fortnight in Turkey has not brought any further inspiration on the name, and I can't take the pressure of all the eyes - I think I'll go with my last effort.

So, guys, should I wait for my official doffing before I start using the new mode of address or should I wait? Do I get a certificate or anything? Something to go with the 25m swimming one would be nice.
And maybe I can get J'au aemne to give me another space dust donut in celebration...

(Sorry, not up to speed on those link thingies yet, nor smilies - needs more of my time than I can afford even with Displacement Activity at full procrastination power.)



Ooh look, a smiley! Better have a to celebrate! Can I have it in a straight glass please?