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The Boardroom of Evil, Plotting and General Mayhem

Post 13601

Kitish

*is lying on the floor bleeding with a tiny little kleenex tissue soaked on blood on her neck*


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Post 13602

Terran

That was a previous unrelated Ya.... continuity good... *gibbers*


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Post 13603

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Is there a doctor in the Boardroom?


The Boardroom of Evil, Plotting and General Mayhem

Post 13604

Jadeelf (And also Thrasymachus, the token dragon daemon)

Jade: Is the popcorn in question at least poisoned?


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Post 13605

Terran

*Watches on*

How are you getting on with that Tissue? I can give you another, but you have to understand that they don't grow on trees... well maybe they do, but trees are in such short supply these days...


The Boardroom of Evil, Plotting and General Mayhem

Post 13606

Jadeelf (And also Thrasymachus, the token dragon daemon)

Thras: *through olives, spitting bits as he speaks* I wouln' washte on on 'im.


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Post 13607

Kitish

*waves weakly after waking up*

Erm....Well I could do with another one given this is soaked in blood...but dont worry if you can't supply me one.

A doctor would be good..

*closes eyes and pretends to sleep*

By the way - thats the poisoned popcorn I gave to Mr Legion.


The Boardroom of Evil, Plotting and General Mayhem

Post 13608

Jadeelf (And also Thrasymachus, the token dragon daemon)

Jade: Must be why its so tasty. Hmm.

Thras: Oughths ta get hish reshipee. *munch munch*

Jade: That we should. *sips from a small blue bottle produced from what seemed to be thin air* Goes great with antidote too. *munches popcorns*


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Post 13609

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

smiley - ermI would have thought that eating popcorn while somebody lay dying on the floor was evil enough. Clearly I was mistaken.


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Post 13610

Jadeelf (And also Thrasymachus, the token dragon daemon)

Jade: *continues munching, hands Ralph a space bottle of antidote* Cheers, mate.


The Boardroom of Evil, Plotting and General Mayhem

Post 13611

Jadeelf (And also Thrasymachus, the token dragon daemon)

Sorry, 'spare.'


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Post 13612

Terran

*Eats some pop corn*

Remind me again *suspiciously eyes popcorn* why does it have to be poisoned? smiley - erm


The Boardroom of Evil, Plotting and General Mayhem

Post 13613

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

*splashes some antidote on the popcorn*

smiley - cheers, that'll go down well with the popcorn.


The Boardroom of Evil, Plotting and General Mayhem

Post 13614

Kitish

*lies twitching on the floor*


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Post 13615

Jadeelf (And also Thrasymachus, the token dragon daemon)

Jade: Don't you remember? Everything here is poisoned. *hands terran an third bottle* Drink up...! God save the queen...! *drinks*


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Post 13616

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Does anyone know how long exanguination is supposed to take?


The Boardroom of Evil, Plotting and General Mayhem

Post 13617

Jadeelf (And also Thrasymachus, the token dragon daemon)

Thras: I 'spect it'll be a feew more minush. *watches with intrest* while leaning on the bowl*


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Post 13618

Kitish

*still lies twitching*


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Post 13619

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Fair enough. Dýou think we should mop up the blood and put it in a bootle, in case we get any vampire guests?


The Boardroom of Evil, Plotting and General Mayhem

Post 13620

Terran

"Don't you remember? Everything here is poisoned."

Ah yes, I think my memory is playing up...

*drinks as quickly as possible*


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