h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Girl, it's of no use to tell me what I already know. Tell me something new.

Bobos having a baby!

Just one?

*Ahem*

I..hope so....

What can I say? You're going to be a lucky grandmum. Congratulations.

Lol, thanks..im so proud?

*Random Animal flys through the air* W00T!! I got another one!!

To answer your question, now who can say they are going to be a grandmum at the tender age of sweet sixteen? If I were you, I would be proud. What does the expecting Bobo think of it's future offspring? Suffering from morning illness, eating gurking and throwing barking mad tantrums at random?

Nope, i can say im the first 16 year old grandmum .

Bobo has taken to eating snails and spiders....

And just sleeps alot...

I on the other hand am tearing my hair out!!

A bald 16 year old granny. That's cute

Oh sure, thanks alot!

Im not going bald...

And it aint cute either

*The Doc rockets (literally) into the room, courtesy of his new handy dandy Rocket Backpack but inadvertantly takes out the front door, kitchen, den, master bedroom, bondage basement, garage, shed, loft and stereo cabinet in the process.

Sits down, takes out his newly developed Neutron Disrupter Gor Blimy ray gun, points it out the window and zaps several passing cars, immediately sending them back in time to when the M25 not a car park.

Picks his teeth, idly considers putting the kettle on but then gets the better idea of blowing himself up for fun............*

KAAAAAAAAAAAAABBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM


GAD! That finally cleared the sinuses! Now - what I need is an evil twisted female assitant wearing next to nothing with no morals.....

Hmmmmmmmmmm...........TING! Yellow Pages!

Flick flick flick flick flick........hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
What do you know? There really IS a section called Evil Twisted Female Assitant Wearing Next to Nothing With No Morals!!

RING RING..............RING RING.........RING RING.......

Hello what yes? Thats right! Send over your very finest evil twisted female assitant wearing next to nothing with no morals IMMEDIATELY please........


*Drums fingers expectantly........Drum Drum Drum Drum Drum Drum.......*

DING DONG!

*Opens door*

My God! YOU ARE GORGEOUS!!!! See that world out there baby? Thats ours that is..........lets go inside and discuss exactly how few morals you have my dear.........

MMUUUHHHHHHUUUUWWWAAHHHHHAAAAAAA!

What the hell?

*Hangs a "Do not disturb the Mad Doctor and his evil twisted female assitant wearing next to nothing with no morals" sign on the master bedroom door, from behind which extensive giggling and squelching noises can be heard*

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*The evil twisted female assitant wearing next to nothing with no morals walks out of the bedroom, impales Horatios </> with her six inch evil Jimmy Choos, smiles evilly at H and then sashays back into the bedroom, slamming the door as giggles ensue once more*

I see....

Excuse me, I see you're busy with bumping around with a plastic doll doing some severe evil plotting and causing general mayhem.

HIya Krabatt! Hows it going?

*The bedroom door opens and the evil twisted female assitant wearing next to nothing with no morals smiles at Krabatt before drilling a neat 1/2 inch hole through her forehead with a hand held quantum laser*

Krabatt? Oh sorry - STOP IT - *The laser stops drilling through Krabatt* sorry bout that, she is till under training you see. Really needed some hyber Uber evil babe to take the world over with and what do you know, along came Doris here!

*Doris immediatley drags the Doc back into the bedroom*

...........she also wont take no for an answer.....!........SLAM

(Giggles)