A Conversation for The Manifesto for the Campaign to rename Thursday, "Thing"
The DARK Room of Evil, Plotting, and General Mayhem
Mr Inertia - Now new, improved and mostly human! Posted Dec 19, 2003
I've heard of talking through your backside - but that's ridiculous! 
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Mr Inertia - Now new, improved and mostly human! Posted Dec 20, 2003
That's the best you can come up with?
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Dec 20, 2003
want me to come up with better eh!?!?
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Mr Inertia - Now new, improved and mostly human! Posted Dec 20, 2003
Well, something better that "Indeed"!
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BLT: Not dead - yet Posted Dec 21, 2003
I think you'll find we CAN take your freedom. We are evil and therefore do not conform to the Human Rights Acts. By the way, do you think I look good in grey *twirls* I thought it matched the cat *swings the cat around by the paws* Anyway, down to some real E-vil. We all know the most important things for the worker are coffee and their ability to see a clock and know how long they've got left 'till they're free. So i propose we enter ever workplace in the world, byt stealth and at night if we must, and steal the coffee machines and - you'll love thi part, it's so evil - we'll nock over every clock! It will cause mass panic until someone places the clock back into its prime viewing position and someone uys a new coffee machine. at which point we'll do it again! *Maniacal Laugh*
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Duncan Posted Dec 22, 2003
Or....we could convert every clock into a 24 hour clock....which would work particularly well here in the colonies because the vast majority of people here think the hours only go from 1 to 12. The masses would go insane attempting to learn how to subtract 12 in their minds to figure out when to go home...especially if we were to use military style clocks that are numbered 1-24...they wouldn't even be able to tell the time by the position of the hands! 
I don't like the idea of losing the coffee, though. How else could we stay up all night hatching evil plans?
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Mr Inertia - Now new, improved and mostly human! Posted Dec 22, 2003
But we don't loe *our* coffee machine!
Just nick everybody elses!
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Mr Inertia - Now new, improved and mostly human! Posted Dec 22, 2003
I'll have the one without froth, thankyou! 
::Steals other 
just to be evil!::
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Duncan Posted Dec 22, 2003
Well...as long as OUR coffee remains safe!
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Wøñkø Posted Dec 22, 2003
ooh... set all the work clocks back 6 hours but leave the home clocks normal. so then people stay at work for six hours too long.
maybe...
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Mr Inertia - Now new, improved and mostly human! Posted Dec 23, 2003
That means evereybody's late for work - I like it!!
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Mercenary Girl ^^Killing Machine Barbie is BACK!^^ Posted Dec 23, 2003
*is totally lost but cakcles anyway*
~~Floats on her carpet and looks shifty~~
how about this
just take over the the english goverment and rule how we like?
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Mr Inertia - Now new, improved and mostly human! Posted Dec 23, 2003
They do anyway - why replace them?
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Duncan Posted Dec 23, 2003
That's it! You guys just need to draft som sort of a Patriot Act like we did here, and then you can do whatever you want.
Now THAT'S evil and creates mayhem! LOL
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Mr Inertia - Now new, improved and mostly human! Posted Dec 23, 2003
Do you realise just how *long* that would take to draft......we'd all be dead well before *that* happened!
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Duncan Posted Dec 23, 2003
Yes....the discussions....the arguments....the delays!
Pure CHAOS!
bwahahahahahaha
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AK - fancy that! Posted Dec 23, 2003
I dwon't live forever...
*steps into the ocean of red tape*
too cold
*steps out again*
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Duncan Posted Dec 23, 2003
But is there anything on this planet more evil and mayhem causing than govenmental red-tape?
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