A Conversation for The Manifesto for the Campaign to rename Thursday, "Thing"
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The Gook, a.k.a. Sir Loin of Beef, the Master-at-Arms: Thingite Armoury, and his wolf Yoink. Posted Aug 6, 2001
::: lying prone on a sniper perch, wearing a ghillie suit, and scanning the area with his night vision scope ::: Rifle four-two, I don't like this. It's too quiet.
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Aug 7, 2001
LOOK!!!!!!!!!
::points to a large Trojan Gnome heading in from the east::
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The Gook, a.k.a. Sir Loin of Beef, the Master-at-Arms: Thingite Armoury, and his wolf Yoink. Posted Aug 7, 2001
Cut the chatter, Red Three! 
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Aug 7, 2001
Ummm, Shea.... Has Sir Loin given us codenames without telling us anything about it?
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Aug 7, 2001
No, I just think he's having a Star Wars flashback!
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Aug 7, 2001
Oh, so he's talking to himself, not to us..
I feel so much better knowing that!
::watches Sir Loin warily::
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Aug 7, 2001
::mumbles under his breath::
What a bunch of weirdos!
::still mumbling::
Yes, yes, I couldn't agree more with you on that one, EvilRoy.
So what are we going to do?
Don't ask me, how should I know?
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The Gook, a.k.a. Sir Loin of Beef, the Master-at-Arms: Thingite Armoury, and his wolf Yoink. Posted Aug 8, 2001
Allright Gook, where's the gnome-finder 2000 d-lux?
I don't know, I thought you had it.
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Aug 8, 2001
::the 100 foot high Trojan Gnome rolls to within ten feet of Sir Loin's sniper position::
I think it's in range now, shouldn't we shoot it or blow it up or something?
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The Gook, a.k.a. Sir Loin of Beef, the Master-at-Arms: Thingite Armoury, and his wolf Yoink. Posted Aug 8, 2001
Good idea... ::: reaches in to his mini-pocket armoury, and pulls out a 6 foot preloaded bazooka ::: This should do the trick. ::: aims at the trojan gnome's knee ::: Fire in the hole!!! ::: blasts a 12 foot wide hole in the cheap fiberglass gnome ::: 
Perhaps I haven't thought this out as well as I'd hoped. ::: looks up as he giant gnome begnis to teeter ::: A little help here!!
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Cyberspook, Thingite Grand Inquisitor of Disgruntled Cat Toys and Lover of Small, Feline Acupuncturists Posted Aug 8, 2001
Gnome stands up, walks away.
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Aug 8, 2001
::shoots the retreating gnome in the back::
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Cyberspook, Thingite Grand Inquisitor of Disgruntled Cat Toys and Lover of Small, Feline Acupuncturists Posted Aug 9, 2001
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Queen Almasy, Godess of Haphazardness, Guardian of Smileys of Clan Mcthing, Ruler of Hedgehogs, Needing a hug Posted Aug 9, 2001
*sees another gnome falling from the sky and pulls out her rocket launcher* time to die gnome!!!!! *blasts at the gnome and blows it to little pieces, then goes over to inspect what's left of it* that'll teach you to fool around with MY garden!!!
hello Sir Loin, *shows off her new uniform* i love it!!! thanks *blows him a 
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Cyberspook, Thingite Grand Inquisitor of Disgruntled Cat Toys and Lover of Small, Feline Acupuncturists Posted Aug 9, 2001
::dodges series of slo-mo flying pink lawn flamingoes with sharp pointy things, bending over backwards in a matrix-esque maneuver::
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Queen Almasy, Godess of Haphazardness, Guardian of Smileys of Clan Mcthing, Ruler of Hedgehogs, Needing a hug Posted Aug 9, 2001
*shoots at the gnome dodging the lawn flamingos, just barely missing him* 
damn i missed!!!
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Cyberspook, Thingite Grand Inquisitor of Disgruntled Cat Toys and Lover of Small, Feline Acupuncturists Posted Aug 9, 2001
You jump around a lot... I just saw you in war on R&D...
Fires ICBM at gnome...
<...causing bush missile net to fail completely
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- 341: The Gook, a.k.a. Sir Loin of Beef, the Master-at-Arms: Thingite Armoury, and his wolf Yoink. (Aug 6, 2001)
- 342: Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 (Aug 7, 2001)
- 343: Shea the Sarcastic (Aug 7, 2001)
- 344: The Gook, a.k.a. Sir Loin of Beef, the Master-at-Arms: Thingite Armoury, and his wolf Yoink. (Aug 7, 2001)
- 345: Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 (Aug 7, 2001)
- 346: Shea the Sarcastic (Aug 7, 2001)
- 347: Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 (Aug 7, 2001)
- 348: Shea the Sarcastic (Aug 7, 2001)
- 349: Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 (Aug 7, 2001)
- 350: The Gook, a.k.a. Sir Loin of Beef, the Master-at-Arms: Thingite Armoury, and his wolf Yoink. (Aug 8, 2001)
- 351: Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 (Aug 8, 2001)
- 352: The Gook, a.k.a. Sir Loin of Beef, the Master-at-Arms: Thingite Armoury, and his wolf Yoink. (Aug 8, 2001)
- 353: Shea the Sarcastic (Aug 8, 2001)
- 354: Cyberspook, Thingite Grand Inquisitor of Disgruntled Cat Toys and Lover of Small, Feline Acupuncturists (Aug 8, 2001)
- 355: Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 (Aug 8, 2001)
- 356: Cyberspook, Thingite Grand Inquisitor of Disgruntled Cat Toys and Lover of Small, Feline Acupuncturists (Aug 9, 2001)
- 357: Queen Almasy, Godess of Haphazardness, Guardian of Smileys of Clan Mcthing, Ruler of Hedgehogs, Needing a hug (Aug 9, 2001)
- 358: Cyberspook, Thingite Grand Inquisitor of Disgruntled Cat Toys and Lover of Small, Feline Acupuncturists (Aug 9, 2001)
- 359: Queen Almasy, Godess of Haphazardness, Guardian of Smileys of Clan Mcthing, Ruler of Hedgehogs, Needing a hug (Aug 9, 2001)
- 360: Cyberspook, Thingite Grand Inquisitor of Disgruntled Cat Toys and Lover of Small, Feline Acupuncturists (Aug 9, 2001)
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