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The Gook, a.k.a. Sir Loin of Beef, the Master-at-Arms: Thingite Armoury, and his wolf Yoink. Posted Jul 21, 2001
Well... with a 10-gauge, you really don't get a bullet... you get lots and lots of shot (
mistyped one letter there... I'll let you guess which one.) Hopefully the cricket will end up as nothing more than a damp spot 
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Jul 23, 2001
::kevlar armoured crickets start chirping again::
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The Gook, a.k.a. Sir Loin of Beef, the Master-at-Arms: Thingite Armoury, and his wolf Yoink. Posted Jul 23, 2001
Fork... ::: goes off to get some explosive rounds ::: Heeeeeeeeeeere Cricet cricket cricket.
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Jul 23, 2001
::Passes out "Explosives Intercepting Missiles" to the Kevlar Armoured Chirping Crickets::
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The Gook, a.k.a. Sir Loin of Beef, the Master-at-Arms: Thingite Armoury, and his wolf Yoink. Posted Jul 24, 2001
::: shoulders 10-gauge ::: Crticket eason ended 5 minutes ago,... oh well. Lawn Gnome season starts soon 
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Jul 24, 2001
Oh, that's different!
::loads lawn gnome rounds into bazooka::
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Jul 24, 2001
Great! I'll be the spotter.
::sets out in search of Lawn Gnomes::
...........
::sets and points::
There's one!
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Jul 24, 2001
Good shot, Shea!
::
s off to collect the mangled Lawn Gnome::
::finds the remains scattered over a huge area::
Hmmmmm!
::returns with the slightly charred remains of a tiny fishing pole::
Your prize, M'lady!
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Jul 24, 2001
Thank you, EvilRoy!
::attaches tiny fishing rod to the bottom of her breastplate, and reloads::
Care to flush another one out for me?
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Jul 24, 2001
::casts his eagle eye about the horizon::
THERE!! It's a whole of Gnomes.
::points::
Blast `em, Shea.
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Jul 24, 2001
::aims at the of Gnomes, and fires! Little Gnome bodies are scattered across the sky::
Pretty!
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Jul 24, 2001
Like our own little fireworks display.
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Jul 24, 2001
A wonderful example of gnomotechnics.
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Jul 24, 2001
Hold on for the grand finale!
::the gnome bodies fall to the earth with a resounding SPLAT!!!::
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Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 Posted Jul 24, 2001
Yay!
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- 282: The Gook, a.k.a. Sir Loin of Beef, the Master-at-Arms: Thingite Armoury, and his wolf Yoink. (Jul 21, 2001)
- 283: Evil Roy: Maestro of the Thingite Orchestra, Knight Errant of the Thingite Cause, Prince of Balwyniti, Aussie Researchers A59204 (Jul 23, 2001)
- 284: Shea the Sarcastic (Jul 23, 2001)
- 285: The Gook, a.k.a. Sir Loin of Beef, the Master-at-Arms: Thingite Armoury, and his wolf Yoink. (Jul 23, 2001)
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