h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Chocolate is more of a finely ground form of the cocoa bean rather than a powder. But we get the point. Diversification is good. Sometimes I put a spoon of molasses in my coffee.

PUTTING SOMETHING IN ?

Favourite bedtime drink of mine is warm milk, honey and a few dried coffee wossnames to flavour.

Mmmm

I'll occasionally treat myself by melting a heaped tablespoon of vanilla ice-cream into a pint of strong filter . It tastes wonderful.

Sounds nice. I'll have to try that! I tend to stick to either a nice filter coffee, or a couple of beers meself. Not both though - gassy heartburn = bad

does sound nice....

*B!t

*B!tch slaps whoever it was who butchers the most sacred beverage, coffee, by putting vanila icecream in it*

And don't let me catch you doing it again...I mean, this frivolous nonsense with renaming Thursday Thing I can just about excuse, but to abuse coffee in such a way? My god do you people have no shame or sense of decency?

Here, try one of these, it'll pick you up as it calms you down:

Shot of Irish whiskey
Teaspoon of sugar, preferably brown but white'll do
Fresh coffee
Splash of cream


Hmmmmm

Nah, a shot of espresso, a shot of grappa and top it up with water, then add sugar to taste

>>> shot of espresso, a shot of grappa and top it up with water, then add sugar to taste


Wow, TB Falsename. That's the first intelligent thing you've said. I'm proud of you for using second-pressings-brandy in a mixed drink. And no, I have no shame, I happily pour homebrewed stout over freshly made vanilla ice cream. It's delicious.

Mr. TB, that slapping wasn't particularly nice.

I shall therefore retaliate:

*Grabs a photograph of TB Falsename and draws a mustache on it*

Take that.

rawr

where did all the pirates go?

...how awful, someone's drawn a moustache on my picture...despite the fact that I have both mustache and a beard

are you growing the mustache for Movember?

No, rather it's a combination of laziness and looking like a girl when I shave.

Oh and un caffè corretto is one of the finest drinks known to man.

have you tried Glamour Pop? its really alchoholic

watch Navigaterblock drive into a bollard.....

Which is quite tricky in a helicopter!