h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Let's hope another helicopter doesn't drive into him in that case.

Good morning, Everybody!
*Marker in hand, casually adds an arrow through the head to the previously mustachioed photo of TB Falsename*

Or simply erase the mustache and beard.

I thought this was a speedboat

Is this a speedboat? Should we hoist the jolly roger and be pirates?

Yarrrrrrrr!!! Some of us been poirates a liddle while now laddie!

You mean ... The Pirates of Penzance?

*searches for tow rope and skis....

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You've got the wrong set of skiis this time. I did see the driver of the boat when I was in Devon but he didn't recognise me. He was a friend not an enema!

Have a nice day.

The Pirate of Mens Pants?

Terrorism will always work so long as people let them.

what about terrierism?

Terrierism will generally jump up and down until you agree to take it for walkies. Then Terrierism sits while you fasten the lead. Once you have patted your pockets to make sure you have plastic bags and keys, Terrierism will trot along beside, stopping every once and a while to sniff.

...and sometimes you can be very be careful.

Oh, gee zeromp, thanks for the concern, but don't worry about me. I always remember to take the little plastic baggies.

I live in the country, which is coverd in $h!t anyway so I figure there's no point in cleaning up after the evil stanic hellhound from hell.

*Baskerville hound jumps on the boat (which by your leave has become a rubber boat) and because it has sharp claws the boat goes


WHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Whatever happens, just remember, every word is somewhat amusing if you add the word anal in front of it.

anal Cosmicdudeman