h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'll fetch the extra hot wow-wow sauce....

wow things are getting serious!!

no, just extra spicy.

well thats ok then!!

I really don't suit a tan, thanks very much.
As to where you've stuck that spit....

. . . . How long has this "food" convo been going on? Ever since I got here two or three weeks ago?

Hey all how is everyone i know? dont get chance to get on really now with my new job and all that. hope everyone is keeping well.

'Tis Mel!

Heya!

Nothing much different round here, we're all as mad as always.

*Puts a flowerpot on head and runs away screaming*

You see, that's why we need to keep the days of the week named after gods. If we all did that then the internets would cease to be!!!!!!!

Is that blasphemy I detect?

No it is the ritious zeal of the truely enlightened.

Yes, Thingember is here. Today is Poets, the 2nd of Thingember.

Actually I think you'll find it's Friday 2nd of November and long may it be so!!!!! well, for about 24 hours, anyway.

>>>> You see, that's why we need to keep the days of the week named after gods. If we all did that then the internets would cease to be!!!!!!!

I like the internet, so let's keep with Sodit, Wimpy, Wibble, Thing, Poets, Doobry, and Dontbry.

>>>> Is that blasphemy I detect?

That smell, you mean? That's the wow-wow sauce.

>>>> No it is the ritious zeal of the truely enlightened.

Is "ritious" the misbegotten offspring of "righteous" and "riotous"?

It's still Poets for me. Although it is already Doobry for those in England and thereabouts.

The that to which I reffered was the wearing of devices devised for the containment of soil and plants. Ergo by calling the days of the week by such heathen blasphemies as to which you peviously uttered you are indirectly destroying the internets in much the same way as Big Brother is destroying both modern televisual entertainment and the braincells of the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Perhaps. But I rather doubt it. The internet is quite capable of withstanding the wearing flowerpots for hats. Internet designers thought this one through very carefully years ago. You see, when the internet is confronted with such extreme examples of flowerpot hats that a node malfunctions, the information packets are re-routed around the temporarily disabled node.

Go thingember!!!!!!! DEATH TO THE TH***DAYITE!!!

They see but they do not understand.

S'well know fact that IT. programmers and Network Support Staff are in reality, one really large Anachist cell just hidden in plain sight, bidding their time and hiding all the paperclips.

They are of course, waiting for the day of The Great Server Crash, when they will seize power from democratically elected Governments and institute the Dictaphone-aship of the Printer-cable-ethernet and create the DOSless Society.

Such deranged individuals are clearly natural allies of the Thingites, and this should terrify The Lawyers of Thor (not least becasue, they wouldn't know how to have fun with a flower pot if it fell on them from a high perch ) but for this reason: They all use computers to access the internet, see, whereas The Thingite Clan, we enlightened few, we can post to h2g2 by telepathy.

Now begone with you! Funny-looking salesperson of tatty, religious literature! I'll hear no more of this crazy moon-talk. Good he's gone. I shall once more concern myself with the music of the spheres which today is beat-box jaz.

"the music of the spheres"

BALLS!