h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Bah say I for the gods themselves shall crush thee sir, you and your little SCO Xenix box running Vi, for we enlightened few use the one true Berkley Standard Distribution and the miracle that is emacs!!!!!

And do not try to deny your use of SCO Xenix and Vi heathen for I have seen into your soul and it is black, black as a black thing locked in a sealed black box with no light inside!!!!!!!!!

Hasn't frog been known to be a shapeshifter?

*readies assault rifle, *

Stand down, Brother CosmicDudeMan. Bateman's Elf is not necessarily frog, but may well be a poor unfortunate misguided delusional idiot more deserving of our compassion than our assault s.

Let us first try to surround Bateman's Elf with love, peace, and understanding. In short, let us sing Thingite songs and recite Thingite poetry, so that he may be enlightened.

And if that doesn't work, we can always him later.

*Takes flower pot and throws at the Th****dayite HQ*

Merely wearing something doesn't show insanity, you must be wearing it for no reason.

I was wearing it to show that we're still as insane as usual, thus not wearing it insanely.

Your silly gods are no match for the FSM anyhow, so I'm perfectly safe.

RAmen.

First Saturday in the Month?

I am here, you poor misguided heathern swine, to show you the true way to enlightenment and peace through joy.

Oh and the acceptance that the days are already possesing of their own true names and that by calling them by false timid names you demonstrate your fear of both them and their true names.

Further shall I demonstrate that you yourselves are all witches, for you burn like wood just as witches do, and you float on water, therefore you must all burn unless you repent your ways.

My poor dear misquided Bateman's Elf,

I hold here in my Hand,
Or at least I so hold when I am not typing,
A copy of the Holy Bible.

Do you, Bateman's Elf, do you know
How many references to THINGS there are
In the Good Book?

Do You, you who would dare to call a Thingite a heathen or a witch?!?

Yes, there are ten such references. And there are No references for Th*rsd*y.

So who's the heathen now, Bateman's Elf, you benighted fool? It is you who are the fool, and it you who must repent. Repent I say, Repent your evil sinful ways. Then and only then will you be able to "share in all the good things (Gal 6:6).

And have a nice Doobry.

Well see who's laughing when I set you on fire.

And besides what it says in the bible and what is considered valid Christian doctrine are two vastly seperate things

http://www.landoverbaptist.com

I truely hope that that website is a joke.

>>>> two vastly seperate things

Yes, Things are separated by a week. Very good, Bateman's Elf.

things are not all that they may seem...for instance those that call Thursday by another name are obviously weak minded fools. Are those the weaks that seperate things?

DoobryDoobryDo

DoobryDoobryDo

Christianity does not base its doctrine on the days of the week. Or elves. Jesus was the original Thingite, have you not read the histories?

Here's another little song for you, Bateman's Elf, just to get you in the Thingite spirit:

DontbryDontbryDontbryDon't
DontbryDontbryDontbryDon't
Don't youDo-o-oWhat youDid Last
DontbryDontbryDontbryDon't

Bah I fear not such words, for words only have power if you give them it......gods, on the other hand take what they want and don't ask first.

Gods are powerless if we don't believe in them.

Yee-es...you do know that that's not actually true and was created by PTerry for his fictional Discworld series, specificaly the novel Small Gods, don't you?

Thingite Haiku:

Sunny bright Dontbry
Breathes in a crisp chilly breeze
As brown, dry leaves fall.

*Weeps at the beauty of the words*