h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Drunk on adrenaline*

Oh yeah! HERE WE GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!



*The super-powered treadmill takes off at lightning speed*

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh look at the time hes going to make me leave nonononononon

I knew you could do it I knew ....now start throwing sheep at approaching husband or hell make me get in the car before we corss the finish line

C'mon lass we can do it!

Oooh that coffeee is to good to throw over the keyboard we will have to fizz things soem other way

*Hurls sheep at hayayfi's hubby*

sheep are scattrering everywhere mayhem enusues maniacal laughter resounds across the valleys suddenly a klingon battle cruiser lobs in trying to cut them off at the pass they doge lob sheep and hit warp speed

hubbys head pops up hes comandeering the battle cruise hayayfi ducks sidways....aximilli think of something quick

hes trying to tractor beam us he wants the sheep and the prize for himself

*Gets out a sonic screwdriver and points it at a sheep*

I I can just reverse the polarity of the neutron flow...Gotcha!

*A sheep leaps right at the Battle cruiser and explodes, taking down it's shields.*

now wheres he gone aximilliiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...I said hes trying to tactor beam us this is where you come up with something brilliant even scathingly briliant okay I'll settle for get us out of here

I am sorry I doubted you its this damn space time continuim time lag I should have known you would never leave me in our hour of deepest dire desperation

*Points the sonic screwdriver at more sheep who explode at the battle cruiser, weakening it's structural integrity until it explodes*

by the way is that the new 9000 Benson hudges sonic screw driver

aaah I say aximilli I just want to stop him from shoving me in teh car not become a widow

It is yes. How did you know?

hes getting close again I dont think I can put him off any more

Don't worry. He jumped out just before it exploded. He's alive.

You must. Resist the temptation. To give in. We've almost made it.

I ve been wanting one for ages is it as easy to operate in fifth gear and dimension shifting