h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hayayfi wonders why aximili has gone int stealth mode looks around and sees he has fallen off the back ooooopps

sends back grappling hook grab the line and I pull you ...hits top grear on the treadmill...vroooooooooooooooom

Will you mslow down and let me get back on?

stops suddenly raises eyes and watches aximilli going flying past overhead wooops sorry...nice landing though two sheep slowly get up looking dazed hits the accelorator again and grabs aximili as she goes past

Yee-Haw!

suddenly the sheep turn to the dark side

WOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

*Holds on to hayayfi for dear life*

by the way howd you do that space thing with teh sheep with out the kanga poos trailing behind them....realises they are trying to distract her from the race and refocusses...here aximilli grab this sheep would you and lob it at that beadle n the left hes a little to close for comfort

uuurrrh mmm I say aximilli old chap would you mind retracting your nails from my scalp

*Takes sheep and hurls it. The beadle falls with a loud yell of surprise,, taking several others with him*

damn look at the clock only five minutes to go well never make it

damn fine shot sir damn fine....okay whats next here shoot the clock that will give us more time

30 to go and only four minutes left noonononononononon

Oh sorry. This is going to be a might uncomfortable...

*Wraps his legs around hayayfi's waist, removes his hands from her scalp, puts his hands around her waist, then lowers his legs to the floor and lets go of her*

Phew...

aximilli I need more from the engines you gotta give me more

hayayfi, use the word "space" inside a pair of <> to insert a non-collapsing space.

Much likethis.

splutter splutter I said more more not less here take a few sheep and stuff them in the positron multi juction box that should juice it up some

I'll see what I can do...

*Begins tinkering with the engines*

I canna do it, cap'n. We havnae got the power...

cool peet hurray reforcements hubby is bringing coffeee as soon as it gets here I ll pour it over the key board and that should really send things fizzing

I gotta have those engines now scotti ...gee I hate it when he goes off on one of these alto ego type things but you gotta humour him best damn sheep engineer in the core