h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh, and in reply to Mr.I
You can't score 18 with a jack in your hand, so you can't have one for his knob = 19

nothing's wrong with cribbage in moderation, its just playing it with family who are very bad at it every day at christmas thats the problem.
btw feel free to call me Mad, i get confused otherwise.

Reason is like sherbet. Too much can make you daft.

Especially when you use a straw.

true but very

OK, time to deal with these thingite months once and for all.

Clive, we need Thingite months.

we do. most definitely.

Straw's very bendy.
We use matchsticks.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/F63252?thread=125705&skip=0&show=20

We already have a calender? Someone should put something official up about it.

I do have one grievance with it though. According to it I was born on Sodit 10th of Worse. It makes me sound like a miserable b****d!

i was born on Wimpy 25th of Ting which really isnt that exciting.

Awful, Worse, Boing, Ting, Parp, Whoop, Wheep, Phwoar!!!, Wow, Crunch, Urgh and Krimbo.
I think I'll nip over and post that on the what's in your buffer? thread as well.
Publicity!

cheater!

But I'm an optimist!

so this is the month of boiing then eh

I was born on a Thing - the 28th Phwoar! to be precise.

Now I am confused - what's this, a complete new calendar?

see 60888. we always had one it's just never been 'official' I don't have plans to update the manifesto or anything but if you guys want to run with this for a bit - go right ahead.

It's nearly three years old, so it's not that new.

if only I could find *my* suggestions for month names from a few weeks back - on the "collapsed Ruins" thread, I think it was.

Come to that, I seem to remember yet another set once, as well...

Anything which stops me from sounding so miserable.