A Conversation for The Minister for Evil
Not the cute penguins...
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Started conversation Jan 16, 2001
Poor cute penguins!!!
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MaW Posted Jan 16, 2001
Why? They may be cute, but if you recall they've never really been all that nice. They do mostly what they want to do. In the Advanced Dungeons & Dragons 2nd Edition rules (as used in BioWare's Baldur's Gate), evil characters are those who work for their own ends. I wish I'd remembered that before I submitted this article, because that's the point I was trying to get across. Oh well.
Not the cute penguins...
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 16, 2001
There there, dear...
You tried!!! 
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 17, 2001
::sigh:; The things we must resort to sometimes... 
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MaW Posted Jan 18, 2001
[tragic tone of voice] It's terrible, isn't it?
And look how many people have commented on this! I'm just totally overwhelmed with responses! [sarcasm overload]
Not the cute penguins...
Evil One, part time Megalomaniac and fanatical condemner of Alabaster and Pop music Posted Jan 18, 2001
Like your definition of Evil
The Evil I myself indulge in
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 18, 2001
Ah.... a visitor!!!... Would you like some celery!??
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Evil One, part time Megalomaniac and fanatical condemner of Alabaster and Pop music Posted Jan 19, 2001
NOT AGAIN
NOT HERE TOO!!!!
THE CELERY MENACE THAT PLAUGES ME
~Run out of the room screaming~
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MaW Posted Jan 19, 2001
* a thousand penguins surround Dragonfly *
Come back Evil One! The penguins will protect you from Dragonfly. It's so good to have another visitor!
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Evil One, part time Megalomaniac and fanatical condemner of Alabaster and Pop music Posted Jan 19, 2001
~creeps back in and hides behing the sofa~
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Evil One, part time Megalomaniac and fanatical condemner of Alabaster and Pop music Posted Jan 19, 2001
~creeps back in and hides behind the sofa~
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 19, 2001
::sniffles:; I just figured that maybe he would like some celery...
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Evil One, part time Megalomaniac and fanatical condemner of Alabaster and Pop music Posted Jan 22, 2001
~One of the Evil ones come out from behing the sofa while the other one excuses himself and leaves~
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Jan 23, 2001
*wishes to point out that she hasn't appeared because of the chocolate but did actually come to read the article and defend the penguins*
Not the cute penguins...
Evil One, part time Megalomaniac and fanatical condemner of Alabaster and Pop music Posted Jan 23, 2001
yes
~munches chocolate~
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Evil One, part time Megalomaniac and fanatical condemner of Alabaster and Pop music Posted Jan 23, 2001
How could you possably defend the evil penguins
Not the cute penguins...
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 23, 2001
Tinkerbell has dizzying talents!!!! I would not question her abilities...
...You know that celery is better for you than that chocolate?!?
::concerned::
Not the cute penguins...
Evil One, part time Megalomaniac and fanatical condemner of Alabaster and Pop music Posted Jan 23, 2001
Celery has no ascertainable nutritional value at all.
(I won't overdo the chocolate)
Avocado has a great amount of nutritional value but tastes foul
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- 1: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jan 16, 2001)
- 2: MaW (Jan 16, 2001)
- 3: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jan 16, 2001)
- 4: MaW (Jan 17, 2001)
- 5: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jan 17, 2001)
- 6: MaW (Jan 18, 2001)
- 7: Evil One, part time Megalomaniac and fanatical condemner of Alabaster and Pop music (Jan 18, 2001)
- 8: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jan 18, 2001)
- 9: Evil One, part time Megalomaniac and fanatical condemner of Alabaster and Pop music (Jan 19, 2001)
- 10: MaW (Jan 19, 2001)
- 11: Evil One, part time Megalomaniac and fanatical condemner of Alabaster and Pop music (Jan 19, 2001)
- 12: Evil One, part time Megalomaniac and fanatical condemner of Alabaster and Pop music (Jan 19, 2001)
- 13: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jan 19, 2001)
- 14: Evil One, part time Megalomaniac and fanatical condemner of Alabaster and Pop music (Jan 22, 2001)
- 15: MaW (Jan 22, 2001)
- 16: Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* (Jan 23, 2001)
- 17: Evil One, part time Megalomaniac and fanatical condemner of Alabaster and Pop music (Jan 23, 2001)
- 18: Evil One, part time Megalomaniac and fanatical condemner of Alabaster and Pop music (Jan 23, 2001)
- 19: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jan 23, 2001)
- 20: Evil One, part time Megalomaniac and fanatical condemner of Alabaster and Pop music (Jan 23, 2001)
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