Striking silent as a dream,
Cutting short the strangled scream,
--Watchdragon, Tobrian
Hi my name is Evil One. The quote above does not describe me. I don't know what it does describe but I'm open to your suggestions. Anyway I'm fairly evil and I'm hatching a plot to destroy the earth. I await your suggestions or contact from anyone with similar ideals. I would put a picture of me here but I've none to hand and you'd find out I look like Lurch from the Adams family anyway (perhaps a little chunkier and not quite as tall, still quite tall) I'm 17 and I'm failing to find anything worth writing about.
I also fanatically hate pop music. Everything about it p****s me off. Every time I see a pop act, ally McBeal or alabaster I have sudden visions of heavy weaponry, chainsaws goriry lumps of meat flying off in all directions etc. Don't like R&B much either or star treck.
I do like good science fiction (Hitch hikers guide yes, Star treck no) and rock music.
I'm also an origami master!!!!
I can make a origami crane out of a piece of paper the size of a postage stamp!!!!
Even the most complicated fold is not good enough.
Ive even spell-checked the above because I can't spell to save my life!!!!
Manipulating computer games is to me an enjoyable activity, and I must make a note to learn to use GuideML
Liked an old si-fi book called 'non stop'. In so far as I know I'm the only person who has ever read it.
I've lungs Over 50% larger than an average males (Over 50%, Mine went of the scale)
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Destroy the world, huh? | Aug 7, 2001 |
Spelling | Jul 20, 2001 |
You haven't been ACEd | Dec 13, 2000 |
Watchdragon | Dec 11, 2000 |
Greetings Evil One | Nov 28, 2000 |
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Tell Us A Joke | Nov 21, 2000 | 4 Weeks Ago |
Bar is OPEN!!! | Jan 25, 2001 | Oct 30, 2018 |
I'm a Freak too honest | Dec 5, 2000 | Nov 10, 2005 |
The Worst Hangover | Nov 30, 2000 | Oct 13, 2003 |
Animaniacs | Jan 9, 2001 | Jul 13, 2003 |
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