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Destroy the world, huh?

Post 1

Tempest

Hi! I, to would like to destroy the world (or at least the entire human race). Any viable suggestions? I contemplated a virus of some sort, but the problem would be how to infect everyone one on Earth. Similarly, a nuclear bombardment (as well as being difficult to get hold of that many nukes) would be difficult to launch so that 90-100% of the Earth's surface is burnt or irradiated.

Tempest (paranoid meglomaniac bordering on insanity)


Destroy the world, huh?

Post 2

Nema Fakei

Greetings and salutations.

Tell the whole story, Tempest!
He's offering:
£20 for ideas to destroy the world
£19 for how to kill all life on earth
£18 for just the humans dead

Whether or not you would trust these promises is an entirely different matter. (Actually, you'd be able to claim them from him on personal request, but only after the method has been tested).


Destroy the world, huh?

Post 3

Tempest

Hey, I'll up the price: £300 for the world, £275 for all life and £250 for humans!

Long live the Executrix!


Destroy the world for £??

Post 4

Nema Fakei

Hmm...

Nil mortifici sin lucre... sed con tanto lucre, omnes!

I am even now thinking hard, insidious Ordos!


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