A Conversation for The Minister for Evil
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Apr 10, 2001
Oh man... you don't have a newsletter I could subscribe to!?? Or t-shirts!?? 
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MaW Posted Apr 11, 2001
No, not at the moment... sorry.
Maybe later...
* ideas *
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Apr 11, 2001
We get more money this way anyway
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Apr 11, 2001
OH..... but if you have products for the populace....... and maybe some corporate sponsorship... 
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MaW Posted Apr 11, 2001
We prefer souls to invest. You want to join, Evil One?
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Apr 26, 2001
What is the annual return on souls?
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MaW Posted Apr 26, 2001
Fairly good - about 300%. This is achieved through temporal manipulation, by the way, so basically we cheat.
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Apr 26, 2001
So I get rid of my soul and get my soul back and three others
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Apr 26, 2001
So I get rid of my soul and get my soul back and three others
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Apr 27, 2001
So I become a soulless zombie for how long?
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MaW Posted Apr 27, 2001
Oh, about as long as it takes for your soul to be put through the time machine... it works out as about a year of time for your soul, but only about five minutes for you. Not that you notice of course.
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Apr 30, 2001
~zombies attack~
~the penguins fight back~
~The penguins are getting the upper hand~
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Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. Posted Jun 14, 2001
Need any Imps? Or perhaps some mismatched socks?
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Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. Posted Jun 18, 2001
I come from the land of 
so I should be able to find a few.
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Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. Posted Jun 18, 2001
I'd love some tea, unfortunately the best my replicator can do is something almost, but not quite entirely, unlike tea.
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- 81: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Apr 10, 2001)
- 82: MaW (Apr 11, 2001)
- 83: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Apr 11, 2001)
- 84: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Apr 11, 2001)
- 85: MaW (Apr 11, 2001)
- 86: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Apr 26, 2001)
- 87: MaW (Apr 26, 2001)
- 88: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Apr 26, 2001)
- 89: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Apr 26, 2001)
- 90: MaW (Apr 26, 2001)
- 91: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Apr 27, 2001)
- 92: MaW (Apr 27, 2001)
- 93: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Apr 30, 2001)
- 94: Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. (Jun 14, 2001)
- 95: MaW (Jun 17, 2001)
- 96: Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. (Jun 18, 2001)
- 97: MaW (Jun 18, 2001)
- 98: Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc.. (Jun 18, 2001)
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