A Conversation for The Minister for Evil

Not the cute penguins...

Post 81

Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde

Oh man... you don't have a newsletter I could subscribe to!?? Or t-shirts!?? smiley - sadface


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Post 82

MaW

No, not at the moment... sorry.
Maybe later...

* ideas *


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Post 83

Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me

We get more money this way anyway


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Post 84

Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde

OH..... but if you have products for the populace....... and maybe some corporate sponsorship... smiley - winkeye


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Post 85

MaW

We prefer souls to invest. You want to join, Evil One?


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Post 86

Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me

What is the annual return on souls?


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Post 87

MaW

Fairly good - about 300%. This is achieved through temporal manipulation, by the way, so basically we cheat.


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Post 88

Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me

So I get rid of my soul and get my soul back and three others


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Post 89

Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me

So I get rid of my soul and get my soul back and three others


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Post 90

MaW

No, we keep the three others...


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Post 91

Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me

So I become a soulless zombie for how long?


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Post 92

MaW

Oh, about as long as it takes for your soul to be put through the time machine... it works out as about a year of time for your soul, but only about five minutes for you. Not that you notice of course.


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Post 93

Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me

~zombies attack~

~the penguins fight back~

~The penguins are getting the upper hand~


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Post 94

Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc..

Need any Imps? Or perhaps some mismatched socks?


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Post 95

MaW

Errr... not right now. smiley - donut?


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Post 96

Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc..

I come from the land of smiley - donutsmiley - donut so I should be able to find a few.


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Post 97

MaW

Would you like some tea instead?


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Post 98

Siletta Weaver, Keeper of exsessively long titles, Eclectic Mystic, Cynic, etc..

I'd love some tea, unfortunately the best my replicator can do is something almost, but not quite entirely, unlike tea.


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