A Conversation for The Minister for Evil
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Mar 30, 2001
Particually the dangerious sort
~Throws it at MaW
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Apr 6, 2001
~Runs with his fingers in his ears away from MaW~
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Apr 6, 2001
NOOOOOOOO
~frisbee explodes on impact splattering evil one over a large are~
~All the little peices of evil one melt into a mercury like liquid and come back together~
Ha Ha Ha true evil can never be extinguished
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Apr 6, 2001
Sure it can...
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MaW Posted Apr 6, 2001
Of course it can't!
* shows off Minister for Evil badge *
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Apr 6, 2001
*bounces past on a space hopper and answers the question from weeks ago*
I've been better but I'm cheery at the minute thank you 
*drinks some chocolate milk and then bounces off again*
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Apr 6, 2001
Yeah, evil can be extinguished... leave it alone, and it has nothing to feed off of...
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MaW Posted Apr 8, 2001
But leaving evil alone is almost impossible - it's too tempting, some people will always come to the Dark Side...
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Apr 8, 2001
Or... sometimes you see evil, like your recently ex-ed boyfriend, who had your heart in his hands at one point... and you want to tear him down a peg, when you happen to see him at work(which makes you feel cold and sick even after you get home!!!), although you all ready have told him how it is a few times.
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Apr 9, 2001
yeah... DON'T give in... even when he's online like right now...
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Apr 9, 2001
Me and the MaW are totally immortal!!!
As are all who contain the true evil
RUN MORTALS!!! (the guy you were talking about was not true evil and so must die)
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Apr 9, 2001
YAY!!! Errr... Ummm... 
I hate hating people. That makes me evil. Where do I sign up!??
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Apr 10, 2001
Just sign a offical decloration of evil.
--------------------DECLORATION OF EVIL----------------------
I _______ herby renounce goodness and indorse the evil. I vow to assist the evil being of H2G2 at all times and to hate at least one thing. In particular _____________ has made me evil
signed ____________
------------------------------------------------------------
Just fill in the details
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MaW Posted Apr 10, 2001
If you modify it so that all the evils are spelled with a capital E, you're selling your soul to the Ministry of Evil, by the way. We will then invest it wisely, and within a year we'll give it back and keep the profits for ourselves. In return, you get membership of the Ministry and a cool little box with a button on it that summons penguins to help you if you get in trouble.
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Apr 10, 2001
Oh yes, I forgot about that The capital E is important
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Apr 10, 2001
Well... I don't hate him anymore. Now I just don't like him. So I can't be evil. Or Evil.
I am interested in the box with the penguins though...
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MaW Posted Apr 10, 2001
Only available to members of the Ministry. We have to finance the operation somehow, you know, and kidnap and extortion just don't work anymore
Neither does holding planets to ransom. So we had to move into speculative finance.
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- 61: MaW (Mar 30, 2001)
- 62: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Mar 30, 2001)
- 63: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Apr 6, 2001)
- 64: MaW (Apr 6, 2001)
- 65: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Apr 6, 2001)
- 66: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Apr 6, 2001)
- 67: MaW (Apr 6, 2001)
- 68: Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* (Apr 6, 2001)
- 69: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Apr 6, 2001)
- 70: MaW (Apr 8, 2001)
- 71: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Apr 8, 2001)
- 72: MaW (Apr 8, 2001)
- 73: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Apr 9, 2001)
- 74: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Apr 9, 2001)
- 75: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Apr 9, 2001)
- 76: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Apr 10, 2001)
- 77: MaW (Apr 10, 2001)
- 78: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Apr 10, 2001)
- 79: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Apr 10, 2001)
- 80: MaW (Apr 10, 2001)
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