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Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Julie Andrews Posted Jul 30, 2001
Fireflies flit where
Cherries and zucchini can
Be found in season
Next: Bunnies, watercolors, and evil
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jul 30, 2001
watercolours fade
my mind is evil but the
bunnies runaway
Nextop; Chairs, field, war.
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Julie Andrews Posted Jul 30, 2001
The Generals all set
Chairs at the Field of Honor
Watching the bloody
Next: Dianna Rigg, Watercolors, Pasta.
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 30, 2001
Diana Rigg eats
pasta while she paints. Two art
forms, one avatar.
Next topics: clothespins, dustpans, and slippers
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 31, 2001
Cinderella sweeps
floors, hangs up wash, then wears her
slippers to the ball.
next topics: pansies, violins, and apricots
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Julie Andrews Posted Jul 31, 2001
Carol's fiddle plays
'Devil Goes Down to Georgia'
For fruit and flowers
Next: Devil Goes Down to Georgia
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 1, 2001
Devil Georgia-bound 
.
He'll rot peaches, poach peanuts,
and weevil cotton.
(mwa ha ha!)
Next topics: Tapioca, butterflies, and Milly
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Julie Andrews Posted Aug 1, 2001
Julie Andrews eats
Tapioca with big bugs
At Millyway's Bar
Next: Julie Andrews, prizes, and Carnival
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 1, 2001
"Hit the bull's eye, win
a stuffed bear! Carnival's here!"
says Julie Andrews
Next topics: bacon, lettuce, and throw pillows
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Julie Andrews Posted Aug 1, 2001
No good sandwich can
Be made from bacon, lettuce,
And or throw pillows
Next: Eartha Kitt, throw pillows, tennis
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Aug 8, 2001
Watch Ertha Kitt throw
pillows at Billi Gean King
And she hits them back
Next: North, sextant, flags
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 8, 2001
Captain Klutz, lost at
North Pole, waved flags, tinkered
with sextant, stayed lost.
Next topics: potato salad, Mahatma Gandhi, and weasels
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Hobbes - Keeper of Himself to Himself,(scout) Posted Aug 8, 2001
north of here lies the
flag said the female sexed ant
it is not far away
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Hobbes - Keeper of Himself to Himself,(scout) Posted Aug 8, 2001
north of here lies the
flag said the female sexed ant
it is not far away
Next: umbillical, candyfloss, cerebral
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 8, 2001
Mahatama Gandhi's
potato salad stolen
by evil weasels.
Candyfloss used for
umbilical cord by doc
was cerebral dud.
Next topics: butcher, baker, tailor
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Hobbes - Keeper of Himself to Himself,(scout) Posted Aug 8, 2001
butcher baker tailor
Pat butcher eastender
Richard Baker News reader
Tailor made TV
Next: use onomatopaeia three times
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 9, 2001
Sounds of busy streets:
"Toot! Toot!" and "Screeeech!" and "Twee eet!"
"Scratch!" (Cop writes ticket) 
Butlers, silverware, and Brazil
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one Posted Aug 9, 2001
Butlers in Brazil
Serving people don't earn much
So steal silverware
How about: eagles, dockers and derby
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... Posted Aug 9, 2001
Soaring high above
The eagle sees a target.
Docker's derby - splat!!
Next: verbose politicians, ethics and flowers
Haiku for the Incredibly Brave!!!
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 9, 2001
"Vote for me. Return
ethics to government. Free
flowers for you all!"
Next topics: canyons, burros, and springwater.
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- 541: Julie Andrews (Jul 30, 2001)
- 542: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jul 30, 2001)
- 543: Julie Andrews (Jul 30, 2001)
- 544: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Jul 30, 2001)
- 545: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Jul 31, 2001)
- 546: Julie Andrews (Jul 31, 2001)
- 547: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Aug 1, 2001)
- 548: Julie Andrews (Aug 1, 2001)
- 549: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Aug 1, 2001)
- 550: Julie Andrews (Aug 1, 2001)
- 551: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Aug 8, 2001)
- 552: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Aug 8, 2001)
- 553: Hobbes - Keeper of Himself to Himself,(scout) (Aug 8, 2001)
- 554: Hobbes - Keeper of Himself to Himself,(scout) (Aug 8, 2001)
- 555: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Aug 8, 2001)
- 556: Hobbes - Keeper of Himself to Himself,(scout) (Aug 8, 2001)
- 557: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Aug 9, 2001)
- 558: some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one (Aug 9, 2001)
- 559: Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... (Aug 9, 2001)
- 560: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Aug 9, 2001)
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