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Post 621

Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish



buttercup music builds
daisy chains around my mind.
dum diddy dum dum. smiley - musicalnote

nt: Why the police like putting flowers through people's letter boxes.


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Post 622

Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!)

officer?
hehehe
wot dat about?

police (hope is one syllable)are very kind
free flowers for everyone
letterbox needed

smiley - fairy
next:hot red ears when tired b4 bed


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Post 623

Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish

I'm tired. Time for bed.
Scorched pillow. Burnt sheets. Smoked head.
oh well, stay awake.

nt: a mellow groove smiley - cool.


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Post 624

Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!)

mellowed out music
chilled out vibes and the dancing
lots of groovy stuff

smiley - fairy
next (if i can): sexy growling


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Post 625

Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish

He said grrrrrrrrrrr grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
She said grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr grrrrr grrrr. Both
embarrased next day.

nt: my favourite hat.


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Post 626

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

My fav'rite hat was
Croc Dundee-style, but blew off
in wind in Maui.



Next topic: Why do faucets drip?


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Post 627

Pinniped

Abraded washers,
their pliability spent,
fail us all in time

How about one on stuff kept too long in the freezer?


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Post 628

Mycroft

I've had a body
in mine for twenty months.
It's getting smelly.

nt: corpse disposal tips and tricks.


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Post 629

Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly

roll it up in a
carpet, drop it in the drink,
use some concrete shoes.

yuppies with guppies


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Post 630

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Designer fish with
bright-hued whisk-broom tails, pets of
pretentious yuppies.

smiley - yuk

Next topic: Goldfish in an outdoor pool


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Post 631

fords - number 1 all over heaven

Poor little fishies
freezing their little fins off
and avoiding cats

nt: why I shouldn't drink so much


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Post 632

Roo (Muse of Agar Minions!!!)

guzzle guzzle slurp
where is the public toilet?
oops, it is too late

smiley - fairy
next: on shampoo with a nice smell


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Post 633

Tonto BA (Hons)

Why do I purchase
Shampoo with a pleasant smell?
Because I'm worth it?


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Post 634

Tonto BA (Hons)

Sorry
Next - men on stilts


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Post 635

daisylou: Keeper of All Things Southern

I feel eyes on me
but I live on the 3rd floor
ahhhhhh! tis men on stilts!!

NT: broken "r" key on the keyboard


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Post 636

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

What is the socee
stone? Ask Hay Potte. Dat! Typewite
is missing a lette!

Next topic: Typewriter missing an "s"


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Post 637

Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish

The key to it will
involve not typing nothing
with the letter " "

nt: not making sense.


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Post 638

daisylou: Keeper of All Things Southern

The thing about sense is
rambling about nothing always
makes no sense at all.

nt: illogical logic


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Post 639

Pinniped

"Cogito, ergo
Sum", Descartes pronounced, and was.
I'm thick. I am not.

....but ladies who sell cosmetics in department stores undoubtedly are, so we ought to write about them...



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Post 640

Mycroft

"Would madam care to
try some minced beetle or
whale pulp on her face?"

nt: space-hoppers


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